izzy but spooky 🎃👻

At this point, I think it might also be a gut cleanse

do you guys ever think about how in a better world José Andres could just like. have some restaurants. and instead he’s consistently doing the work we’re supposed to have governments for

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

at this rate next up is probably Azerbaijan

I regret to inform you that there are multiple young earth creationist museums in Texas 😭

Oh it gets better. We have now moved on to an all natural disinfectant that kills everything from black mold to COVID (she's antivax)

my husband's aunt is yapping my ear off about a young earth creation museum we should go to and talking to me about a dinosaur they discovered in Asia that breathes fire and I'm like "are you talking about dragons" SEND HELPPPPPP

🚨 Release schedule for on Disney+

“The Eras Tour | The Final Show”: December 12

The End Of An Era” (Docuseries):
December 12 (Ep. 1 & 2)
December 19 (Ep. 3 & 4)
December 26 (Ep. 5 & 6)

Two drawn figures, one crying and labeled yearning gay, the other making finger guns at the first and labeled chaotic bi

FirstPrince or Hollanov? Yes

I see we all reacted very normally to the trailer

welp, I finished Heated Rivalry and The Long Game and I fear Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to be my new personality

Game Changer ✅ Scott and Kip are adorable, book is nice and spicy, I love a good coffeeshop au and a smoothie shop meet cute is basically the same thing

bucket list item, truly

surprise shawty

Alex is a fiend for mango con chile and mangonadas

My favorite part of this was the absolute confusion for the too many men penalty when we didn't know who to send the box because we don't have Mush anymore

I see what you did there

Prunes do somehow feel the most lesbian of the fruity pierogi

What do we all think is the gayest pierogi filling? (@clairewillett.bsky.social you probably have opinions on this)

Today is both Lesbian Day of Visibility and National Pierogi Day so I hope every Polish lesbian is living their best life

You could do what I did (lazy) lol

do we get to yank in the originals from HSMTMTS because that means Born To Be Brave and I NEED it

oh thank fuck and good riddance #DWTS

if it's anyone besides Andy or Hilaria tonight I'm going to disown all of you #DWTS

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Picture of Greg Abbott with the caption 'come and take him'

There’s an essay to be written about how maga patriotism is just shitty fandom. Anyone who follows sports knows fans like this, it’s always the ref’s fault, the other team doesn’t exist, there’s some plot/player/coach holding the team back otherwise they’d always win easy bsky.app/profile/atru...

That could fit a solid 2 ounces of blow i bet