middle distance starer

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well they’re self-replicating, so its tough to pin down an exact count

listen, if i gotta yank an udder for my sriracha so be it, but does she gotta make eye contact the whole time?

and then the rest of the bill is just banning a bunch of shit that toronto has passed at a municipal level because the highest calling for a conservative is to fuck with the city to please your bumpkin constituents

what’s up guys, today we’re solving the gridlock at the Landlord Tenant Board by declaring all tenants to be serfs upon the land, and that all their rights shall be granted or restricted by the judgment of their noble land owner

what do you even say when dealing with people this completely brain melted

lmao

i love this idea that there are all these landlords out there just dying to rent out their 5 foot ceiling ass crawlspaces, but theyve been hesitant until now because they cannot legally murder their tenant at whim

god i look 20 years younger lmao

30% of this websites users

the ascendant path, hidden from lesser eyes

two paths lie before you

“my girlfriend doesn’t need a car seat, statist”

i think at its most basic, it is important for those of us who have transed our sex to be able to articulate that clearly. if folks weigh that down with value judgement, that’s a separate problem

🤔

the future isn’t orwell, its kafka

thats right

if you allow the guy with a literal ss tattoo to represent your party, you have instantly conceded all of the ground you had on the opposition that is lousy with nazis

YouTube video by Sypeel It's going to be a maze

i cannot BELIEVE this has been unironically transpiring all day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c15O...

im sure you are already, but you oughta be proud of making the choice when you did; the time will never be perfect, you do it when you do because you must and that's it

im enjoying the sort of temporal liminal space that exists between now and that happening. maybe the sun will explode before game 1? who can say?

the jays winning their second world series in 93 is one of my solidest early memories, i got to stay up to watch and it was the most excited if ever been and then at school the next day no other kid gave a shit at all

i look forward to my wonderful hometown’s utter dismantling at the hands of Shohei otani

i was in your house for several hours today, did you notice?

at this point i give it 50-50 odds the republicans loophole their way to somehow sell the white house directly to trump before the term is over and he charges the government millions of dollars a year to lease it back

i don't think that's true

if donald trump said he was going to lock up the entire staff of the new york times and burn the building to the ground id give pretty serious consideration to voting for him, tbqh

*digging jays hat back out of closet* the ol ball game am i right folks!?