Machete Von Kill

That works too lol

Live from that other site.
@effylives.com is streaming tonight! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @realsamfines.bsky.social

Ooooh tell him The Honey Badger for 10 pm.

Michigan...I'll bribe you with elk jerky, smokey treats and cookies. Please, Uno? 🥺

I love this so much for him. #CowboyAF

He's so awesome!

Myself, Busty Shackleford, Val Pancakes and Karin at KOTDM in Indianapolis, IN

Me and TANK! I have watched this man give and receive some positively evil shit in the ring, but he's so nice outside of the ring.

Wooo hooo! I meet the coolest people because of pro wrestling.

Chicken foot from the 1st round of King of the Deathmatches- Hoodfoot vs Phil Insane.

I attended King of the Deathmatches tonight (well, technically last night, since it's almost 3 am) and watched Hoodfoot and Phil Insane use a 5 gallon bucket of chicken feet as a weapon. CHICKEN FEET!?!?
Deathmatch wrestling is unreal.

She's doing good. She was definitely enjoying herself, and i love that for her.

If you like AEW (or other wrestling companies) and hate ICE, MAGA, and other Fascists, here's a bunch of people worth following. Spread the word and fight the fight, comrades ✊ 🤼 #AEW
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You're awesome for putting this out there.

I finally met Val Pancakes. My life is complete. Lol

My credit union also rocks. I've heard horror stories from friends that bank with the big banks and have to fight for months to get their money back (if they ever do). I've only had to make a phone call and wait for a new card.

They usually buy something small first, to see if they get caught.

Watching the wXw live stream and good lord, Manders is STUPID over in Germany. The crowd just gave him a ~5 minute standing ovation of football chants to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."

It's absolutely fabulous! He deserves every single second of the love.

Catching up on shows I missed while friends were in the area. I must say, I love the wXw fans. The Manders Wonderland song is fabulous!

Pssst...It's Big Gay Brunch UK time. Are you watching on Triller? #EffyBGB

How can you hate on Dark Crystal?

I wonder if @rjcity.bsky.social will buy anything from the Jim Henson Archive auction. It legit hurts my soul that it's being auctioned off, but i feel like if anyone SHOULD own authentic Muppet items, it's RJ. THAT would be tremendous. Ima manifest that for you, RJ. Lol

I am "I sound like rice crispies when I move - snap, crackle, pop" years old. And I hate it. Lol

Ever sneeze so hard that you're positive you just blew out a couple of ribs?

I love this! I'm waiting until the house is done to put stuff up.

Thank you!! It was so fun to take.

Oooooh! Hopefully the walk-in won't take all night and I'll be home in time.

Damn, Nature. You scary.

Not my photo, but this was Torch Lake about an hour and a half ago.

Tornadoes in Northern Lower Michigan...in September...this 💩 is crazy.