Real af

The first guy/gal/nb-pal to figure out cunnilingus must have sounded absolutely batshit crazy

Kashtira players in yugioh give me nazi vibes idk play a fun deck Hitler

Yugioh could do with less words

If my therapist doesn’t show up within 15 minutes am I legally allowed to leave

You should play Tunic if you haven’t

In case it was ever in doubt, I think Kendrick won

Casualties of Cool might be up your alley

If I’m being honest, I don’t generally want the world to revolve around me, but it would be nice if it did sometimes.

If you’re mad about Beyoncé winning best country album then stop singing about your truck and make better art.

Where are the @playbalatro.com devs at

I want them to explain to me what 1 in 4 means to them

I am so fucking tired my dudes

On a more positive note, “Impermanence” by No Eye Has Seen is a banger album to start the year. Some great progressive metalcore. Gotta get some of that in my news feed

Imagine being an insurance company that doesn’t offer insurance as a benefit to its employees lmao

Fuck this job

You really care that much if I combed my hair? Fuck you. My hair is naturally curly. I’m not dowsing myself in gel every day just to appease you and your standards.

Twitter is for complaining about yugioh

Bluesky is for cats

Here’s mine

Top songs of 2025: how on earth did we get here Playlist · dm.wilson · 2 items

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Follow this playlist for a sampling of what I’m listening to this year!

2024: Don’t Let Your Dreams Be Memes Playlist · dm.wilson · 80 items

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It’s getting to be the end of the year, which means end of year lists!

If you’re curious what I’ve been listening to this year, here’s a “small” sample pack!

I’ll post my honorable mentions and big board later this week!

Oh hell yeah

B O O P

Easily my favorite tempo I’ve ever had to play even if it’s fucking bonkers

That doesn’t look like Mend

a frog sits around a campfire in a video game ALT: a frog sits around a campfire in a video game

@romancetaylor.bsky.social oh good! Another social media app where I can remind you that you should play Outer Wilds 😊

I can’t help you with #4, but you would love Tunic. The game manual plays a big role in that game

Send me your favorite mobile games so I don’t gamble while at work

Obligatory pet photo for the algorithm

Outer Wilds and Tunic

I can’t tell you why about Outer Wilds you just gotta play it

Tunic is an entirely different game and has some of my favorite Zelda-like puzzles and Souls-like bosses. Plus the aesthetic is just gorgeous. And the soundtrack is gorgeous

Outer Wilds

Don’t look up anything about it just play it

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BLUESKY ITS TIME TO BE UNHINGED