Jaspen

I made cold brew using espresso beans. Now I can type at 200 words a minute. I can see sounds and hear colors.

09.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about referring to my dead name as my evil twin who I murdered

09.04.2025 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

28.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cartoon denim shorts with eyes and eyebrows

cartoon denim shorts winking

cartoon denim shorts with eyes and eyebrows

sketches of cartoon shorts with different facial expressions

internet, meet Jorts, a pair of floating, sentient, denim shorts

28.02.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is supposed to be a GIF but it's not moving and that makes me mad

27.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A nonbinary person dressed in all green sat cross-legged in front of a large white geometric radial artwork glowing with warm and cool lights.

Glowy circle

(Meow Wolf. Las Vegas. Feb 2025. )

26.02.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you ever feel gross borrowing someone else's phone charger? Especially if it's dirty like ew your slutty cable is gonna give my phone a CTD (charger transmitted disease)

22.02.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait this is perfect for my novel

22.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was recently on my friend's podcast "Oh Crap! Podcast!" The episode isn't out yet, but we had a fun time talking about poop caca doodoo bullshit 💩

18.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Single serving French toast casserole in a small green heart shaped dish

Single serving French toast casserole in a small green heart shaped dish 💚

14.02.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My TV, which has been turned off all night, just played the sound of the Netflix logo/startup (very loud) but the screen is still black. It startled me. The TV is still off. Idk what happened.

02.02.2025 14:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I miss the termites

28.01.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg 🌈💚

27.01.2025 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . Alt: A girl violently screaming

Found out my work crush is straight, married, and Mormon 😭

24.01.2025 03:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New account here looking for cool queer people to follow. Please reply & also tag others 💚🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #gay #trans #queer #nonbinary

22.01.2025 07:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The group chat today was annoying lol

21.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how egg salad sandwiches taste, but I hate how they make farts smell like Chernobyl

21.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

INs and OUTs for 2025:

OUT: Handmade bars of soap made of food, especially milk. (I think my soap went sour)

IN: Using BlueSky instead of X

20.01.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me freaking out about TikTok getting shut down, only for it to be restored the next day.

Anyways, I'm pretty sick of insta and fb. So, I made this new account.

19.01.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0