@shirleygnome.bsky.social
Sexually emancipated rodeo clown
I never come to Ottawa! I have no idea where to perform and no one invites me there 🤷🏼♀️
14.07.2025 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Serious question - is Bluesky a place to post about shows, or is where we come to yell?
03.07.2025 04:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thanks @winnipegcomedyfest.bsky.social for the amazing Saturday! 💖
05.05.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anyone had any experience doing the 5-minute Pitch and Perform at Pacific Contact?
30.04.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the first time since 2008, I didn’t watch a season of American drag race. I feel pleased about letting go of being a fan - although if Ru Rupologises to me, I’d consider watching it again maybe probs not
26.04.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just like to address the rumours that were started at the Quadra Shuffle last night
No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back
Yes, the world is shit.
But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack.
So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE”
And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!”
Sometimes nice thing happen too.
My newest album is out now.
It’s been 5 years since the last one
Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh
ffm.to/livebareandn...
Pre-save album: ffm.to/livebareandn...
Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682...
@riotheatre.bsky.social
Shared with me via dating app from Brad MacNeil, who absolutely knows the value of a ticket to my show. 😂 Bring someone special and I bet for sure they’ll rub you out. Early bird ends today #bestpromo
16.03.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This beautiful jacket by Jen Boyne Western Wear is the basis of my album cover and poster art for my release party. I just found out from @riotheatre.bsky.social that we’ve sold 75 tickets already and we’re still 2 weeks away. Woah. Vancouver, you’re really rubbin my nub right now
13.03.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well. It finally happened.
This will be my first album that is not being released on CD.
I guess I better up my merch game
It’s time
28.02.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@shirleygnome.bsky.social
youtu.be/Gq0Yw3gb8EY?...
Valentine’s Day means getting the ol’ granny panties out of retirement to shake it in an intimate theatre space. Had a great time in Hamilton but sadly we had to cancel the Stratford gig due to snow. I will be back Ontario!
17.02.2025 16:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I will continue, as I have always done, to exclusively buy Hawkins Cheesies as my crunch munchy snack
02.02.2025 08:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Name some venues and I’ll reach out!
01.02.2025 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey, you’re getting Baked!
30.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haaaaay
30.01.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably best not to try and recall anything
28.01.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Timeline cleanse
27.01.2025 07:05 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Artist unknown
21.01.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So anyway, can we show
hole here or what
The first post on a new social media app is pretty monumental
So I’d like to use it to ask an important question
Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked
