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PHP dev & founder of WordPress agency; into fitness shenanigans, food & fancy cocktails. Mostly post random thoughts. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ. AuDHD. Two kids, too many pets. (She/her) Blog: https://www.jemjabella.co.uk/ Work: https://ultimatelybetter.com/

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Did they forget to replace it when you last had the livery done, or was the first photo post-refresh?

22.10.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฌ can you disable it in some way to stop you doing that again?

09.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me sad because I like knowing you. ๐Ÿฅฐ

Also, the keys thing. I have extra extra copies now, and asked Gaz to keep his copy just in case. ๐Ÿซฃ

09.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but why specifically?

๐Ÿ˜˜

09.10.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to run Doom in WordPress Playground With the advent of WordPress Playground I thought to myself, "I bet you can run id Software's 1993 hit 'Doom' on it". Sure enough, you can. This blog post details how.

I noticed a WordPress developer out there has been pushing a "Doom" WordPress block to all the major socials.

I did it a year ago ;)

dwinrhys.com/2024/05/08/c...

06.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have a TV license so @gazchap.com is painstakingly typing them out for me ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.09.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you know where I can find the clip? I'd be interested to give it a go

30.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cider has got to be one of your five a day, surely ๐Ÿ˜†

20.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couple of margaritas a week should sort out scurvy, right? That's my go-to and I'm not a student ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.09.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it's cynical but probably true

19.09.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought they got their money from sponsorships?

19.09.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully this bit: "Michael Clayton, who will join the parkrun staff team ..." means it won't... ๐Ÿคž

19.09.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10469    ๐Ÿ” 4410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 231

A flipchart would make a fine addition to my repertoire

09.09.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can shout unsolicited advice at you if that helps?

09.09.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Youโ€™re loading fonts wrong (and itโ€™s crippling your performance) Fonts are one of the most visible, most powerful parts of the web. And yet: almost everyone gets them wrong.

Youโ€™re loading fonts wrong (and itโ€™s crippling your performance) - via @jono.idโ€ฌ #seo

09.09.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Missing a cocktail in hand

08.09.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the top two emails in my inbox. One is a new order notification from New Look at 06:24 today, the second is a discount code from New Look at 07:41 with the subject line "We miss you! Here's a special discount code to prove it..."

A screenshot of the top two emails in my inbox. One is a new order notification from New Look at 06:24 today, the second is a discount code from New Look at 07:41 with the subject line "We miss you! Here's a special discount code to prove it..."

Calm your tits New Look, it's been an hour

03.09.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know ๐Ÿฅฐ

02.09.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's what posh wankers call a 'short trip' ;)

02.09.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

31.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8064    ๐Ÿ” 1921    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

I've changed my phone, & forgot the master password to my 2FA app so can't copy it over. While I still have access I'm migrating 2FA codes elsewhere, but in doing so I've discovered a surprising amount of websites allow you to disable / change 2FA settings without requiring an existing code. ๐Ÿคฏ

31.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still on the hunt for another WordPress developer to join me full-time at a food & beverage marketing agency. Hybrid role in Minneapolis/St Paul. Reach out to me! #WCMSP #WordCampMSP @wordpress.org

20.05.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of two news stories, one on top of the other. The top one says that a medieval skeleton has been discovered underneath a Polish icecream parlour. The bottom one says Ben and Jerryโ€™s are releasing a limited time new flavour.

A screenshot of two news stories, one on top of the other. The top one says that a medieval skeleton has been discovered underneath a Polish icecream parlour. The bottom one says Ben and Jerryโ€™s are releasing a limited time new flavour.

Nice.

27.08.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A picture of the steak and eggs I had for breakfast this morning, at Embers Cafรฉ in Coalbrookdale, Shropshire

A picture of the steak and eggs I had for breakfast this morning, at Embers Cafรฉ in Coalbrookdale, Shropshire

I've had it twice, but I was referring more generally to Embers ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Copycat

16.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did try to scale the fence when I saw you but alas, my legs were tired from hyrox ๐Ÿ˜‰

11.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I am Sober app message for UK users when you try to access the community feature:

6 Aug 2025
Custom โ€ข Day One
Community access temporarily unavailable.
Due to the UK Online Safety Act, community features are currently unavailable for UK users. Your personal tracking, daily pledges, milestones, and all other app features remain fully accessible. We expect to restore community access soon once we implement the required age verification systems.

I am Sober app message for UK users when you try to access the community feature: 6 Aug 2025 Custom โ€ข Day One Community access temporarily unavailable. Due to the UK Online Safety Act, community features are currently unavailable for UK users. Your personal tracking, daily pledges, milestones, and all other app features remain fully accessible. We expect to restore community access soon once we implement the required age verification systems.

I decided I want to go back to not drinking, I use this great app I Am Sober a huge part of which is the community feature where you can make friends and get support and motivation, itโ€™s now unavailable for UK ppl due to the online safety actโ€ฆ.in case teenagers are illicitly trying to get sober?

08.08.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 994    ๐Ÿ” 339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I find it weirdly annoying that you can search for an order by ID in WooCommerce but you can't search for a standard post or page by ID.

07.08.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The perfect host.

07.08.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 548    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

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