John Marc

It's worse than the interviews of Michael Jackson the Sun would conduct through a psychic.

It should be algorithmic.

"Toe pick"

I bet this is gonna be just like Space Hotel USA in "Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator."

Which is a real plot point in a real book that I didn't just make up.

The Republican governor of Texas has directed state police to arrest his Democratic opponents

I bet Bertha allows divorced women but refuses to get divorced herself, but I bet Peggy's doctor plays a role in helping Moneybags survive.
I also think it'll be an out to let Marian reconcile with Larry without her feeling like she was dumb in the first place.

I tried to be neutral about my excitement!

I have thrown bags of dog shit at dangerous drivers more than once. They're surprisingly hard to aim at a distance.

TRAIN DADDY!

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M 3.0 - NE of Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey

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She's 74

Not all heroes wear capes, but ALL heroes refuse to sell pierogies to Alan Douchewitz.

I want the Forbidden Pierogies so bad.

Fed up with traffic, Tilman Fertitta, the Texan billionaire and ambassador to Italy is not staying at his 7 acre official residence but 100 km away from Rome aboard his $150 million superyacht where h...

"Fed up with traffic"
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oh my god. around midnight last night, CPD flooded an occupied, 61-unit apartment building with tear gas and pepper spray to try to force one guy out.

it didn’t work! the guy’s still there! but they did make a bunch of people sick and displaced instead

So once again, to be clear: Criticizing a country actively involved in genocide is not anti-semitism. Criticizing the IDF is not anti-semitism.

Me three months ago:

I, for one, have my suspicions about 29.

Google told me they'd host my personal email for free on my own domain. They are now charging me $8.59/mo for the single address they host. I use it exclusively for signing up to websites and changing it would be a huge pain in the ass. I used to host it myself, maybe I should go back to that.

My inability to touch my toes (or know to cheat by bending my knees a little) haunts me

Agreed!

Sexual orientation is not a federally protected class.

Being an asshole is also not a protected class.

Race, religion, and sex are. He's trying to conflate one with the other.

He's trying to claim they said no because he's a member of a protected class not because he supports genocide.

This was the only thing I couldn't do. Kept me out of the top everytime.

Ms. Rachel grew up on Mister Rogers. Now she’s carrying on his legacy. The YouTube star wants her audiences — adults and children alike — to see the humanity of all people.

“Speaking out for kids in this situation is more important than my career.”

More people need to internalize this.

Student course evaluations that are collected on an anonymous basis at the end of each semester will be regularly reviewed to identify any reports of antisemitism, which will be promptly referred to OECR for appropriate action.

From the Brown settlement. Everyone who signed off on this is a coward and an idiot and should have it follow them the rest of their lives. They are complicit in a censorship regime that has been and will be compared to the Red Scares.

trans women shall not be welcome on campus

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Angel.