Andy Berkvam

a goat wearing a party hat stands in front of a cake that says happy birthday ALT: a goat wearing a party hat stands in front of a cake that says happy birthday

It’s true. You do suck up that cake.

I got optometry supplies from the hardware store to fix some issues this year. Eyeballs shouldn’t make a grinding sound when they move…

I’m trying to replace a kitchen faucet and Furlock Holmes here wanted to be my assistant.

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That was one of the worst parts about the app I used to lose weight. My reward for hitting a new goal? The app would tell me I get to eat even fewer calories. Not the most motivating feedback loop…

Oddly, I’ve seen these at Costco and the big local grocery store, but the Asian market has the best selection. I believe they had lemon, mango, and maybe durian?

Cher's Garden | Specialty Cut Flowers | Madison, Wisconsin Cher's Garden is a small family produce and flower farming operation located in Madison, Wisconsin. We specialize in quality seasonal produce and specialty cut flowers.

Credit to www.chersgarden.com who had a lovely stand at the Monona Farmer’s Market.

I think you may have made my decision for me.

I’ve been looking for a replacement leather jacket for years. I may have found a candidate.

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You sayin’ you didn’t marry a dreamboat?

The article compares and contrasts it with DuckDuckGo, Bing, and Brave.

Dumping Google’s enshittified search for Kagi Enough is enough: I’ve jettisoned Google in favor of a search engine that doesn’t treat me like a product.

We switched to Kagi a while back. Totally worth it. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Pretty sure that any state that willingly buys or sells this has already lost their mind.

Okay, WI is obviously better than NY (we don’t sell our burnt broccoli) but it’s okay. One day you guys will figure out cracker crust for pizza.

Not all that different. They even have the Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy special edition.

You just reached out to hold my hand, laid your head on my chest, and told me you love me. You were very sleepy and it was very sweet.

Bro, dough before Ho Hos.

Well, I’m the bro that brings you the dough, so…

Fanfar A fanfar was a musical instrument, most notably known as being the instrument played by Tedn Dahai of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.[1] Star Wars: The Clone Wars — "Pursuit of Peace" Star Wars: Epis...

That’s a pretty good recreation of a fanfar.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Fanfar

That’s probably Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (even though it’s only three band members instead of seven)

Feng Mingchao, apparently.

He’s hiding it very, very, very well…

Nah, that big derp is just clueless. Subtlety is lost on him. He just needs a bop on the head to get through to his brain.

You bolted awake, eyes wide as saucers.

“What are you doing with my coffee!?”

“Taking it.”

“Whyyyyyyyy…..?”

“To get it refilled.”

“… Okay.”

But… It’s not a warthog.

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Here’s the kind we have. Fair warning, the pump/heater will start to fail after 2-3 years. They just aren’t built to last. But for those couple of years, they sure are nice and cheap. Also, FB Marketplace/ Craigslist / etc. has them. saluspas.com

You were very much wanted.

The camping isn’t the part I’m worried about…

I am so glad that this is not your picture…