Addy the Walnut

The air conditioning on the train isn't working 🥳

Four days in the Lake District cost us as much as 7 days in Lisbon

Being called stupid

American followers: I cannot put into words how extremely good at politics you have to be to get outclassed by Richard Madeley. It’s like losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a dog.

To compound this: Two people in my carriage were travelling with Advances tickets for earlier trains, and she just... Let it go? They didn't even apologise!

Really not a fan of this push towards reliance on technology, but then it's *the end user's* fault when it doesn't work.

I've had "is it really MY fault your WiFi doesn't work?" arguments with train managers so many times 🤣

Bit of a weird one on the train this morning. The manager threw a man off the train who was saying his phone was dead and his ticket was on it. She refused to allow him to buy a new ticket when he offered to.

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

A Shiba Inu stood in front of a sign that says COOL SWEAT TREAT...

My cool sweet treat 🩵

Deeply fascinated by the amount of discourse that's been created by a dog walker shoving a cyclist into a canal.

Initial story
Dog walker speaks out
Cyclist speaks out
Dog walker replies

There'll be a fucking Gofundme set up for the dog walker in due course, I'm sure

Get In - The Inside Story of Labour Under Starmer

Had a 2.5 hour drive today so listened to the first couple of chapters on this. Honestly it's quite extraordinary. No matter how bad you thought the internal sabotage around 2017-2019 was, it seems it was 1000x worse

twats

My Desi curry. Naan, curry, chips

I treated myself to a Desi curry on my walk home

I love your tattoos 🩵

Happy anniversary 🩵

play up sky blues 🩵

Me on a train in a Coventry City top

We're back on our nonsense, lads 🩵 #pusb

You're one of the good ones and I couldn't be more sorry for the feelings this has brought back 🩵

Happy birthday - you look great 🩵

When did this happen to me?

Wife is away for the weekend and I have the house to myself. I should be getting Lashed with the Lads, instead I made a salmon, beetroot and feta dinner, have opened a bottle of wine, will read whilst the football's in the background and will probably be asleep by 11

Every time you see a Labour MP heading to the toilet, make sure to intercept them and demand documentary proof that their Supreme Court-undefined "biological sex" matches the socially constructed gender signifiers in the icon on the toilet sign, and then simply refuse to accept any proof they give

yes

I do not understand any of the performers involved in these projects that don't have the good grace to just take their blood money and say nothing.

You cannot have it both ways. There is no way to charm or talk your way out of it, you saw the paycheque and chose it over those you supposedly support

"I followed all the rules" was the defence du jour during the Expenses scandal too

Owen no FFS 😭

I feel like there's a new "the goddamned WOKES stopped me from shitting in the middle of Aldi" every day. It's so transparent and depressing

Kids today are learning that the fastest and easiest way to make money—the key value that has been modeled to them in America society—is to scam others, cheat your way through, and attract negative attention online that can be monetized. My endless sympathy to parents