Coopey

A serious post from me for a change. There’s only one cause of rape, rapists. Please don’t normalise sexual abuse. Call it out if you see it or hear it. If you don’t feel able to, report it.
Rape jokes are not the bantz. They are wrong on all levels.

This is done something weird because I’ve had two *really* good ideas since.
And also I got a mad craving for pickled ginger.

How old should to be to write a will? Like wait until 55, yeah?

Ages yet.

Prob just another harbinger of my impending doom.

Sneezed so hard I can’t feel the rightmost quarter of my head, so am going to bed.

Is that a thing that happens to people?

I do less work when made to go to an office or do non-time-sensitive work at specific times.
Both on purpose to make a point and as a natural consequence of working in stupid locations at stupid times.

YouTube video by cancionestv ♫ The Littlest Hobo song ♫ (original video opening) - Terry Bush

Do you think it is more or less of an Ohrwurm than the theme from The Littlest Hobo?
youtu.be/RWTHxt1XTfs

YouTube video by ParryGripp Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & BooneBum

My son, curse him, keeps playing “It’s Raining Tacos” which is the worst of ear worms and you’re going to hate me even more when I point out that it’s essentially an arrangement of Pachelbel’s Canon.

youtu.be/npjF032TDDQ?...

Took me until 10:15 to complete this week’s work 🤣

Combined with #Februlazy means not much has been today.

Every now and again I have to work until 6.30pm for no other reason than the business needs me to sit around looking at my phone for 90+ minutes and be slightly less productive that week. 🤷‍♂️

Love a good snowy mountain pic. Glorious.
(Please do share more if you have the time / inclination)

Hope you’re having fun!

Doing a sponsored ‘lazy February’.

If you are able, support me by giving £1 (or more if you can) to a charity helping those less fortunate than you.

#Februlazy

This is cool! 😎

Think it might be Coventry.
Sorry, lxds.

#TheFootball

This is amazing and I want it.
Next time they do Xmas jumper day in work - no, Tomatoes.

Little joke there.
Already working on new material.

Shite entertainer.

GB’s least successful light entertainer.

Might be doing some training/presenting in work soon.

Usually when they give me a captive audience I spend most of my time cocking around and making jokes so as far as I’m concerned if just one person laughs then I am technically a professional comedian.

*updates cv*

Who’s on Plurk?

Nearly 6 months having an upscrolled account and finally followed someone.
May actually post something in ~6months time.

“Oes” [CY] and “Noice” [EN] pretty much rhyming has opened a new avenue of saying annoying things bilingually in work.
Ymlaen, ffycrs!

“Aggro Centrist Opinions” might be a good name tbf

Ymlaen!

Is this #bantersky or merely #banterskyadjacent?

In case you thought that is serious - I won't, takes too much energy to hate.
But I may point out it is shite from time-to-time for giggles.

Repurposing the old account as microblog hate account.

Will post it is shite every week forever.

Thanks to @gensibayan.bsky.social for helping me annoy colleagues by randomly dropping “aringkingkingking … aringkingking” in throughout the day.

SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready