Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.

I’m glad that this doesn’t happen at Wrigley Field, bc the fans know the assignment.

Got bleacher tix to NLDS G4! I’d be happy if it doesn’t happen as a result of a Cubs 3-0 sweep in the first 3 games, but that’s not likely.

😂

😍

Yes

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Not a chance he’s alive. He lost pints of blood in a minute.

He has to have nagging shoulder. Reminds me of Bellinger or Hayward after they hurt their shoulders. Can’t catch up to the FB.

💯.

Trump fires US labor official over data and gets earlier than expected chance to reshape Fed In a second surprise economic policy development, Fed Governor Adriana Kugler unexpectedly announced her resignation on Friday afternoon.

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What if the news media agreed to stop calling these Ivy League deals “settlements” and just said, you know, “Cornell has agreed to pay $100 million in extortion money.”

Most of the supposedly available SPs didn’t get moved. Either the asking price was too high or the market is valuing controllable prospects more.

He was better last year, but lucky. BABIP was extremely low and LOB% very high. BABIP back to reality this year and he has no command of his slider (walking or giving up HRs exponentially higher with it). Using his FB at a much higher rate so they’re sitting on that now and it’s not fooling anyone.

He’s not good

😭

Has to be in the situation room instead of eating hamberders and golfing.

Bart/Homer Simpson meme THIS IS THE HOTTEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE THIS IS THE COLDEST SUMMER OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Always 2 weeks. Media falls for it every time. Knows the news cycle and media will let it fall off the radar.

The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

Short it

I am sounding the alarm as loudly as I can that Donald Trump has turned the Department of Justice into a cog in his authoritarian machine to prosecute his political opponents.

A recent study found that for every $1 invested in the National Weather Service, it produces $73 in value to Americans.

Not only is the NWS a life-saving government resource, it's actually quite efficient.

Need a 1 and 2 starter plus a top of the league bullpen arm to be at that level.

This what we got in central IL