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Excellent thread on Barbara Castle and the introduction of the breathalyser!

It's an episode with an important moral: that having the courage to do the right thing, even if it's unpopular at the time, can save lives and bring public opinion with it over time.

19.11.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Stealing refugees' jewellery won't make anyone's life better.
Deporting children won't make anyone's life better.
Making people wait 20 years to settle won't make anyone's life better.

If Government chooses hostility over helping communities, more division and racism are the only possible results.

19.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Doctor: "Sorry, Mr Richards from The Rolling Stones, you have Lyme Disease"

Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"

19.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a snl map ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a snl map
19.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].

1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - Iโ€™m afraid this isnโ€™t what I ordered

2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?

CUSTOMER:
Yes

3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.

4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry 

5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machineโ€™s not working.

6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.

7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?

EMPLOYEE:
Yeah

8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]

EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, thereโ€™s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.

9
[Customer looks inside the cup]

10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]

CUSTOMER:
So there is

11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?

EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.

12

EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.

[ends]

[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - Iโ€™m afraid this isnโ€™t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machineโ€™s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, thereโ€™s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]

why can they not just fix it

18.11.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1137    ๐Ÿ” 382    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Are you familiar with the oil industry at all?

19.11.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nine-month-old AI company you've never heard of that revealed its first product last month wants to be valued as much as Ford

18.11.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1133    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Vic Reeves & @bobmort.bsky.social made a very strong case for the BBC License Feeโ€ฆ

20.04.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Russian Oil Prices Sink as India and China Cut Purchases Ahead of U.S. Sanctions Deadline - The Moscow Times Russian oil prices have slid sharply as refiners in India and China pulled back from purchases ahead of a U.S. sanctions deadline targeting state-controlled producers Rosneft and Lukoil.

Russian oil prices have slid sharply as refiners in India and China pulled back from purchases ahead of a U.S. sanctions deadline targeting state-controlled producers Rosneft and Lukoil.

17.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Plans to leave refugees in a state of perpetual uncertainty about where and if they can rebuild their lives are not just performative cruelty, they are counterproductive to integration and the economy. It doesnโ€™t have to be like this - 1/2

17.11.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1144    ๐Ÿ” 281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Alright

16.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Objective reality matters.
Experience matters.
Not everything all trans people want is reasonable.
"Trans rights" is not one thing.
Much obvious good, a bit of GTFOH lunacy too

16.11.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,610 5/6*

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โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›
โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

15.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In other news, the BBC has found no evidence that the BBC mounted a coup against the BBC. A BBC source told a BBC journalist for BBC News that someone within the BBC might have been making up the story to damage the BBC. The BBC has approached the BBC for comment.

14.11.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After condemning No10 for briefing against No10, No10 asked No10 to find out who in No10 was responsible, & has now confirmed that it was no one in No10.

14.11.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lads, I successfully managed to navigate around Terminal 5, which apparently makes me significantly more capable at life than Noah Smith.

14.11.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

@CorbynSuperfan lives!

14.11.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Geoffrey Bindman and his pursuit of justice for all From calling for Tony Blair to be tried to defending Gaza, Geoffrey always fought for everyone to have the rights they deserved

The great Geoffrey Bindman has died. Rest in Strength. www.google.com/url?q=https:...

12.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The BBC is in crisis in the same way that GB News would be if you put Owen Jones on the board armed with a veto and plenty of coffee.

11.11.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1475    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Nobody thinks you shouldn't, Dan. Like I said, I like it myself, I just don't often get many takers

11.11.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But in the noughties, not many were so sure. China was playing nice and talking about its responsibilities seriously

11.11.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GWB was absolutely game for cycling with some Chinese Olympians-to-be and then lecturing them on human rights.
Make what you will of his front, but he did it

11.11.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds a bit gamey. Not that I don't love that, but probably not for everyone?

11.11.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bbc management is full of marketing people, they never made anything.

10.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Auntie's New Bloomers is disappointing

10.11.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The errors really weren't serious, if they can be called that at all

10.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To fight communism, America bombed Laos more heavily than any country ever in history. It lost. It took in the refugees who managed to make it out. Now it has changed its mind and is shipping them back. What kind of government does this

10.11.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Fucking hell, scraping the barrel today

10.11.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the quotes round "ya"
Ineffably naff, Rod

10.11.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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