who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life

A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, “leave my friends ALONE Donald Trump”. He’s bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friends’ basic humanity.

But they’re standing up at No Kings anyway.

daughter just told me every Friday her class has a “burial” for the pencils too small to be sharpened anymore 😭😭 one of her classroom jobs is to give the eulogy 😭😭 THERE IS A SMALL COFFIN 😭😭😭😭

If you live in Illinois, we need your help.

This will take less than five minutes and will truly pressure your local elected officials to stand with the people rather than ICE.

We peaked as a society at Mr. Potato Head.

Shopping for bird houses in 2025 is wild.

Is it a Chicago thing to spend hours chasing down a loose dog only to find that its owner could care less that their dog was ever lost

For some reason the image of the AI team on vacation in Yosemite is what I can’t get over.

“Image by Tess Ellery”

This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.

Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.

People underestimate the power of a complimentary cold beverage

Fancy ingredients are fun, beautiful, unusual but what about cabbage at $.15/lb

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

The loss of access to old Looney Tunes cartoons is a tragedy for culture. How else are kids going to find out about Peter Lorre

If anyone wants to rob me, I have over 80 lbs of beef tenderloin in the trunk of my car. Spread the word.

Love is Blind is the most boring people in the world saying “I love that” back and forth until I kill myself.

Only scared of dying because what if I don’t get to see every movie I want to see

HuffPost Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt

a dark day for ska

I love saying “what a banger” every time a new song comes on while listening to my own playlist

So many sacks

Red Rooms!

Painting the trim in my bathroom to Bonnie Raitt like I’m in a Sandra Bullock movie.

$19,001.10 raised on donorbox

Surpassed $19k for my contribution to the Save the Reader fundraiser. Can we get to $20k by midnight? donorbox.org/save-the-chi...

"All The Things She Said." Name a bigger banger.

“in a moment of enthusiasm” fucking hell

I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.

RIP David Lynch. I’ll never forgive you for breaking Isabella’s Rosselini’s heart but also yes I will.

Let me live.