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underground like a wild potato

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a huge jug of yellow liquid

a huge jug of yellow liquid

bucket of piss is ready

09.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 12
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Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth.

Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://wapo.st/3NzJ84A

20.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 56
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Maine deer eat from trough on live stream, have become internet darlings A father and son in Maine have created a deer feeding station in their backyard, attracting thousands of YouTube viewers with their live streams.

Every winter day in a Maine backyard, dozens of deer eat oats, apples and acorns from wooden troughs.

Unbeknownst to the deer, four cameras live-stream their every move to thousands of people.

24.12.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7
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maybe i am going insane

24.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18188    πŸ” 3882    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 92

who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life

27.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, β€œleave my friends ALONE Donald Trump”. He’s bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.

A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, β€œleave my friends ALONE Donald Trump”. He’s bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friends’ basic humanity.

But they’re standing up at No Kings anyway.

18.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20052    πŸ” 3888    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 108

daughter just told me every Friday her class has a β€œburial” for the pencils too small to be sharpened anymore 😭😭 one of her classroom jobs is to give the eulogy 😭😭 THERE IS A SMALL COFFIN 😭😭😭😭

04.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 953    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 10

If you live in Illinois, we need your help.

This will take less than five minutes and will truly pressure your local elected officials to stand with the people rather than ICE.

01.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2352    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12

We peaked as a society at Mr. Potato Head.

18.06.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shopping for bird houses in 2025 is wild.

03.05.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a Chicago thing to spend hours chasing down a loose dog only to find that its owner could care less that their dog was ever lost

22.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason the image of the AI team on vacation in Yosemite is what I can’t get over.

22.04.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œImage by Tess Ellery”

22.04.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.

20.04.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4044    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 11

Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.

07.04.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7019    πŸ” 1224    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 37

People underestimate the power of a complimentary cold beverage

04.04.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fancy ingredients are fun, beautiful, unusual but what about cabbage at $.15/lb

31.03.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

28.03.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17036    πŸ” 2615    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 113

The loss of access to old Looney Tunes cartoons is a tragedy for culture. How else are kids going to find out about Peter Lorre

16.03.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7278    πŸ” 847    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 66

If anyone wants to rob me, I have over 80 lbs of beef tenderloin in the trunk of my car. Spread the word.

08.03.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love is Blind is the most boring people in the world saying β€œI love that” back and forth until I kill myself.

07.03.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only scared of dying because what if I don’t get to see every movie I want to see

06.03.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt

HuffPost Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt

a dark day for ska

03.03.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7478    πŸ” 800    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 47

I love saying β€œwhat a banger” every time a new song comes on while listening to my own playlist

01.03.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So many sacks

10.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

Red Rooms!

04.02.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Painting the trim in my bathroom to Bonnie Raitt like I’m in a Sandra Bullock movie.

02.02.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
$19,001.10 raised on donorbox

$19,001.10 raised on donorbox

Surpassed $19k for my contribution to the Save the Reader fundraiser. Can we get to $20k by midnight? donorbox.org/save-the-chi...

30.01.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"All The Things She Said." Name a bigger banger.

30.01.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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