a huge jug of yellow liquid
bucket of piss is ready
09.02.2026 03:13 β π 622 π 62 π¬ 10 π 12@hawleyshoffner.bsky.social
underground like a wild potato
a huge jug of yellow liquid
bucket of piss is ready
09.02.2026 03:13 β π 622 π 62 π¬ 10 π 12Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth.
Scientists say itβs the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://wapo.st/3NzJ84A
Every winter day in a Maine backyard, dozens of deer eat oats, apples and acorns from wooden troughs.
Unbeknownst to the deer, four cameras live-stream their every move to thousands of people.
maybe i am going insane
24.11.2025 18:49 β π 18188 π 3882 π¬ 157 π 92who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life
27.10.2025 01:38 β π 68 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, βleave my friends ALONE Donald Trumpβ. Heβs bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.
No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friendsβ basic humanity.
But theyβre standing up at No Kings anyway.
daughter just told me every Friday her class has a βburialβ for the pencils too small to be sharpened anymore ππ one of her classroom jobs is to give the eulogy ππ THERE IS A SMALL COFFIN ππππ
04.10.2025 23:13 β π 953 π 126 π¬ 31 π 10If you live in Illinois, we need your help.
This will take less than five minutes and will truly pressure your local elected officials to stand with the people rather than ICE.
We peaked as a society at Mr. Potato Head.
18.06.2025 15:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shopping for bird houses in 2025 is wild.
03.05.2025 15:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it a Chicago thing to spend hours chasing down a loose dog only to find that its owner could care less that their dog was ever lost
22.04.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For some reason the image of the AI team on vacation in Yosemite is what I canβt get over.
22.04.2025 02:48 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βImage by Tess Elleryβ
22.04.2025 02:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.
20.04.2025 00:37 β π 4044 π 290 π¬ 62 π 11Trumpβs view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. Itβs just complete brain dead nonsense.
07.04.2025 00:54 β π 7019 π 1224 π¬ 140 π 37People underestimate the power of a complimentary cold beverage
04.04.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fancy ingredients are fun, beautiful, unusual but what about cabbage at $.15/lb
31.03.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
28.03.2025 18:28 β π 17036 π 2615 π¬ 143 π 113The loss of access to old Looney Tunes cartoons is a tragedy for culture. How else are kids going to find out about Peter Lorre
16.03.2025 21:01 β π 7278 π 847 π¬ 297 π 66If anyone wants to rob me, I have over 80 lbs of beef tenderloin in the trunk of my car. Spread the word.
08.03.2025 00:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love is Blind is the most boring people in the world saying βI love thatβ back and forth until I kill myself.
07.03.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only scared of dying because what if I donβt get to see every movie I want to see
06.03.2025 20:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1HuffPost Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt
a dark day for ska
03.03.2025 13:47 β π 7478 π 800 π¬ 117 π 47I love saying βwhat a bangerβ every time a new song comes on while listening to my own playlist
01.03.2025 19:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So many sacks
10.02.2025 00:50 β π 742 π 62 π¬ 15 π 4Red Rooms!
04.02.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Painting the trim in my bathroom to Bonnie Raitt like Iβm in a Sandra Bullock movie.
02.02.2025 22:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$19,001.10 raised on donorbox
Surpassed $19k for my contribution to the Save the Reader fundraiser. Can we get to $20k by midnight? donorbox.org/save-the-chi...
30.01.2025 21:24 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0"All The Things She Said." Name a bigger banger.
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