Spicy Water

Let’s hope for good pulls!

If Moneyball showed us how to have a good baseball team without spending money, then the Dodgers showed us the opposite

And other teams could be like that if they didn’t have scared rich owners who somehow forgot you gotta spend money to make money

🧔‍♂️- hey little boy 👦 what 🤨 you got there❓
👦- kind sir 🧔‍♂️ it’s a mollusk 🦪 I’ve found 🔎
🧔‍♂️ - did 🤔 you find 🔍 it in the sandy ⛱️ ground? Does 😳 it emulate ©️ the ocean’s 🌊 sound? 🎶
👦 - yes 🙂‍↕️ I found 🕵️‍♂️ it on the ground 🏖️ emulating 🗣️ the ocean’s 🪸 sound 🎼

“My compliments to the Chef*”

*Heat Lamp

“The dodgers bullpen has started warming up”

Me every regular season game in extras: “here we go with the easy ball”

Me in the World Series extras: “finally real baseball”

Me when it’s 18 innings: “someone, anyone, get to 2nd”

I know there’s a reason he won’t come to Oregon whatsoever. We’d kill him

Hey, you fat saggy neck rich fuck
People need to eat. Just because you eat your weight in McDonalds daily doesn’t mean everyone else has the Luxury to

Hella Hoggish
Slightly Doggish
September to the end of August

I don’t blame them either

The Tush Push absolutely needs to be officiated better or the Eagles will continue to exploit it

I haven’t played ina year or so, but 8 come back every once in awhile. I’ve had my account since 2007 lol

My knuckle tattoos are OSRS themed lmaooo

Not the 6 7 on Rodgers lmaooo

Most times I will but it was pissing rain and I didn’t bring a rain jacket. Just a hoodie.
Uber only wanted $10 lol

They also started chanting that and then he got walked
So maybe don’t chant dumb shit when you have the Low-End bullpen pitcher out there lmaooooo

That “WE DONT NEED HIM” chant is gonna sting really hard if the Dodgers win the World Series

“DUMB WOMAN! YOU THINK YOU KNOW SCIENCE! BACK! GET BACK I SAY!!!”

“Women are not usually interested in science fiction” is a wild statement on its own.

Canada just paid to have a “fuck Tariffs” commercial with Ronald Reagan in it blasted on everyone’s TV

Rad lol

Lyft done lost their mind 🤣🤣🤣 this is less than 2 miles

Colts/Lions Super Bowl
Year of the Blue

I don’t understand how telling someone “no. I’m not calling you racist. I’m saying your word choice is leading you down a dangerous path and you can articulate it better”

Turned into someone being so god damn defensive

I told someone yesterday they were being racially insensitive about how they were critiquing art

And they spent the entire day telling me I was calling them racist and kept saying that YEARS OF HISTORY is wrong

And I think that’s the most white privileged thing I’ve seen in awhile

“Support your Local Card Shop!”

I want to but they’re charging scalping prices

True! But he’s simply renting the White House and they don’t let me demolish and rebuild my apartment

So he can’t either

On principle

I would not put it past Topps to make a Topps Now card of someone signing their first Topps card and subsequently people could chase the 1/1 Auto of the 1st Auto being signed

Who the hell is Whiteside & Ya-Sin and why’d they annihilate people on Monday

“Legion of Whom” is the craziest name for the Lions 2nd string
But it’s insanely accurate