the gripmeister

can someone explain to me what ethical non-monogamy is?

lrt is the most bluesky thread ever lmao

trying out mirror selfies again

its like, music

my friend group associates my taste with calgary indie so much they call it phoebeslop

oh shit @mattgaetz wanna hang out

do i even know anyone that lives there rn

is anyone in the dc area free on wednesday for a highly stilted hang

suicidally jumping over the barrier at the boston marathon and getting fatally struck by a speeding runner

just played a set for like 20 people that i all knew

the fuck is this

jacking off my car before the race so it drives faster

omg congrats!!!!!!

oh my gosh if you come back youre more than welcome to come visit me!! im in allston

wait ur in boston rn??

its a really fun way to kill time when the toddlers i work with are napping

uhhh i first started like a month ago and lost like fifteen bucks playing with penny stocks so i decided to do this to make back my loss

its all inverse leveraged indexes but like 80 dollars the rest is in chinese companies

my strategy of betting half my money against the s&p 500 has paid off

id have to look it the exact timeframe but depending on where you are winter seasonal positions might be opening soon

naw, its just interp!! i interviewed for a city ranger job tho and when they told me it was primarily LE i was like nope nope nope

JOB OFFER CAME IN

IM GONNA BE A PARK RANGER

RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

TELL ME THIS COULDNT USE A DODGE ROLL

got so high while watching people play arcade games im starting to go “damn this needs a stamina meter”

just OBLITERATED at roku poker by doing nothing but folding or going all in

they were probably fired for being a probie or seasonal and are grifting their way through unemployment

as someone who works/has worked for the NPS i absolutely believe that its a park ranger they have that epic millennial liberalism in them