namjoon playing with jimin’s fingers 😭
15.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1@problemantic.bsky.social
Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. Currently BTS OT7-pilled with a soupçon of Yoongi bias. @rootingformephistopheles on tumblr and ao3 and @problemantic on letterboxd
namjoon playing with jimin’s fingers 😭
15.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1boobs
Have a nice one! (or a naughty one)
14.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 2052 🔁 341 💬 9 📌 1The bloating might never leave your face, but beneath it -- you still have some years. You still have some hope.
14.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0A drawing of my knight OC Douglas, only half armored up, holding a heart shaped shield to hide his naked torso. He's sitting on a wooden stool in front of a light background.
Wilt thou be mine
[ #⚔️ ]
This is probably ok
14.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 8368 🔁 1290 💬 137 📌 140something Ive noticed that I think is really funny
14.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 3532 🔁 797 💬 50 📌 17sitting in the same room as my WIP counts as working on it right
14.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh no I just noticed the baudelaire bag jiminieeeeeeee don't seduce me via poetry 😭😭
14.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0☆JIMIN (j.m) on INSTAGRAM ☆
🐥: 😊
#BTS #BTS_JIMIN
Begging
#DiscoElysium
CHRIST
13.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0jikook in bed together with jungkook pressed close to jimin’s back
jungkook popping out from under jimin as they both look up
where is jungkook? oh, there he is
13.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 62 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 1it's a rule of cat ownership that you have to Bother them sometimes, it's good for them actually 😌
13.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 35 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0JK having a snackie
13.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 26 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0Suga joking about their old knees and j-hope listening to Rosalia's Lux and Jimin being thirsty as ever and JK bawling about wanting to perform and RM being emo and Jin complimenting the younger ones' work ethic (he just wants to game lol) and V remembering to document and archive in real time
13.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0kim taehyung wearing a black suit with black shoes sitting on a black foldable chair looking off to the left side holding a trumpet for a gq shoot
wanna blow his trumpet 🎺
13.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is pretending to lick at their fingers.
Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning on his head. Hudson is pulling down his shades and giving the camera a "what the fuck" look while flashing some armpit.
Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. Both of them are doing a muscle man type pose. Hudson is flashing some serious armpit.
Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is flipping off the camera too, while flashing some armpit.
God, he's so slutty and delicious and never not giving me armpits. I hope he's having the best birthday.
13.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 5A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"
You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about
(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )
BTS IS BACK… and ready to take over 2026.
Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK
NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE HYBRID TERROR PIGS.
13.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 161 🔁 65 💬 10 📌 3“…Then, looking at the six bandmates he's already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, ‘Maybe it'll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.’”
13.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 80 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 4and so I DID subscribe to a year of GQ at their ~special intro price~ thing bc I'm pretty sure that's the cheapest way to get a physical copy of the issue 😂
13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the last supper for gay people
13.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Then, looking at the six bandmates he’s already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, “Maybe it’ll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.”
they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭
“I’m 77,” Suga says.
“I’m 88,” says V.
“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”
assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂
“It was before we all got discharged from the military service. And Jung Kook cried, he bawled,” V says, recounting his bandmate’s desire for the group to reunite in earnest. “Jung Kook cried because he really wanted to be onstage, and he just really wanted to perform.”
I...I need a minute 😭😭
Of course Namjoon is Jesus
13.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0GOD. god.
13.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0