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Chu⁷: JK's Heaving Bosom Enthusiast

@problemantic.bsky.social

Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. Currently BTS OT7-pilled with a soupçon of Yoongi bias. @rootingformephistopheles on tumblr and ao3 and @problemantic on letterboxd

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namjoon playing with jimin’s fingers 😭

15.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
boobs

boobs

Have a nice one! (or a naughty one)

14.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 2052    🔁 341    💬 9    📌 1

The bloating might never leave your face, but beneath it -- you still have some years. You still have some hope.

14.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 47    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A drawing of my knight OC Douglas, only half armored up, holding a heart shaped shield to hide his naked torso. He's sitting on a wooden stool in front of a light background.

A drawing of my knight OC Douglas, only half armored up, holding a heart shaped shield to hide his naked torso. He's sitting on a wooden stool in front of a light background.

Wilt thou be mine

[ #⚔️ ]

14.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 1731    🔁 547    💬 20    📌 1
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This is probably ok

14.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 8368    🔁 1290    💬 137    📌 140
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something Ive noticed that I think is really funny

14.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 3532    🔁 797    💬 50    📌 17

sitting in the same room as my WIP counts as working on it right

14.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh no I just noticed the baudelaire bag jiminieeeeeeee don't seduce me via poetry 😭😭

14.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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☆JIMIN (j.m) on INSTAGRAM ☆

🐥: 😊

#BTS #BTS_JIMIN

14.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 3
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Begging
#DiscoElysium

13.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 37    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

CHRIST

13.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
jikook in bed together with jungkook pressed close to jimin’s back

jikook in bed together with jungkook pressed close to jimin’s back

jungkook popping out from under jimin as they both look up

jungkook popping out from under jimin as they both look up

where is jungkook? oh, there he is

13.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 62    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1

it's a rule of cat ownership that you have to Bother them sometimes, it's good for them actually 😌

13.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 35    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 0

JK having a snackie

13.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 26    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

Suga joking about their old knees and j-hope listening to Rosalia's Lux and Jimin being thirsty as ever and JK bawling about wanting to perform and RM being emo and Jin complimenting the younger ones' work ethic (he just wants to game lol) and V remembering to document and archive in real time

13.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
kim taehyung wearing a black suit with black shoes sitting on a black foldable chair looking off to the left side holding a trumpet for a gq shoot

kim taehyung wearing a black suit with black shoes sitting on a black foldable chair looking off to the left side holding a trumpet for a gq shoot

wanna blow his trumpet 🎺

13.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is pretending to lick at their fingers.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is pretending to lick at their fingers.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning on his head. Hudson is pulling down his shades and giving the camera a "what the fuck" look while flashing some armpit.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning on his head. Hudson is pulling down his shades and giving the camera a "what the fuck" look while flashing some armpit.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. Both of them are doing a muscle man type pose. Hudson is flashing some serious armpit.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. Both of them are doing a muscle man type pose. Hudson is flashing some serious armpit.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is flipping off the camera too, while flashing some armpit.

Hudson posing with his friend (stylist or manager, I think?). He's in a slutty tank top with a scarf(leash) around his neck and shades on. His friend is leaning over him and flipping off the camera. Hudson is flipping off the camera too, while flashing some armpit.

God, he's so slutty and delicious and never not giving me armpits. I hope he's having the best birthday.

13.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 5
A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"

A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

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BTS IS BACK… and ready to take over 2026.

Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK

13.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 373    🔁 241    💬 34    📌 90

NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE HYBRID TERROR PIGS.

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“…Then, looking at the six bandmates he's already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, ‘Maybe it'll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.’”

13.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 80    🔁 35    💬 3    📌 4

and so I DID subscribe to a year of GQ at their ~special intro price~ thing bc I'm pretty sure that's the cheapest way to get a physical copy of the issue 😂

13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the last supper for gay people

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Then, looking at the six bandmates he’s already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, “Maybe it’ll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.”

they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭

13.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m 77,” Suga says.

“I’m 88,” says V.

“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”

assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂

13.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“It was before we all got discharged from the military service. And Jung Kook cried, he bawled,” V says, recounting his bandmate’s desire for the group to reunite in earnest. “Jung Kook cried because he really wanted to be onstage, and he just really wanted to perform.”

I...I need a minute 😭😭

13.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course Namjoon is Jesus

13.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

GOD. god.

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