Uphold Karl Polanyi Thought

*Immediate massive problems occur when the Libel Generator debuts* pobody’s nerfect! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Network TV would not be dying if any other show was as consistently fun to watch as 911

Muravchik wrote a really shitty history of socialism and in ole chapter goes on and on about Marx’s bohemian dirtbag habits like it’s a huge dunk. Massive dork.

Pharaoh gotta have his pyramid

Damn silenced for truth

Mrs Krabappel’s class looking at Bart, from his POV. Say the line, Bart

Trump Deathcasting Bluesky is my favorite Bluesky.

Calling a fucking moron a fucking moron is not dehumanization be serious

Yikes this person sounds like a real dipshit. Perennial 2015 Brain is one of the banes of our times.

He’s a president the way Jefferson Davis was a president. A traitor.

Thanks Eric, this will be useful at your trial

Really useless comparison for our current situation. You live in Richmond, dude.

Yeah he seems very defensive about anyone questioning his meal ticket

This guy’s posts have a strong LLM cadence

Shitposter-run hybrid regimes are my least favorite feature of 21st century politics

“I sat down to the worst lunch in fifty miles with a bunch of racist chuds” is a bullahit genre that you scribblers cannot seem to get enough of

I guess “jangling keys” trope wasn’t part of your training data

Lmao you’re failing your own Turing Test

“My toaster and I aren’t speaking. It knows what it did.”

I’m not an LLM. I can’t give you an algorithmically determined plan for engaging with the human condition. Good luck tho.

The humanities could have saved you from this

Absolutely fucking not. Jesus Christ.

You’re so close to getting it

Gonna have to speed up the Butlerian Jihad

Cosign. Fantastic read.

This is why every kid in America should get bombarded with Langston Hughes and Walt Whitman as early as possible

No it’s not that

lol

I love this account. Proust’s Madeleine for old millennials.

I spent most of 1993 playing this, Street Fighter 2, and Link to the Past in rotation.

Yup. MAGA is a hollow shell without him and the most likely successors are all people who were selected for their lack of charisma, vision, and talent. No wonder they’re trying to speedrun the dictatorship.

A dying figurehead who is often confused and easily flattered. A real free fire zone in the White House for all the scheming viziers.