@parmetheus.bsky.social
What, no, why?
Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.
05.01.2025 20:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 02024 Wrapped:
- Still alive.
- Ass got fatter.
- Some other stuff also happened.
Oof.
23.12.2024 19:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A crow, posing coyly, possibly for booty pics.
Me, posing coyly for booty pics
23.12.2024 18:11 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.
22.12.2024 11:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
20.12.2024 18:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
20.12.2024 18:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help
19.12.2024 21:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
19.12.2024 16:48 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
19.12.2024 16:48 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'll try to be more suggestive in the future.
17.12.2024 23:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Towel, sadly.
17.12.2024 23:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Not *this* towel, it's huge.
Will report back tomorrow.
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
17.12.2024 23:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow
17.12.2024 01:27 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
5/20
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
15.12.2024 19:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0....unless....
17.12.2024 01:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, I'm done now.
16.12.2024 23:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It's Monday, so
16.12.2024 20:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Civerous - Maze Envy
Czarface - Every Hero Needs a Villain
Abandoned Crypts - Skeletal Majesty
Ashenheart - Faded Gold
Curta'n Wall - Siege Ubsessed!
Czarface & MF DOOM - Super What?
Ploughshare - Second Wound
Reverend Kristen Michael Hayter - SAVED! The Index
Curta'n Wall - Yr Gwyddbwyll
Mitochondrion - Vitriseptome
Rampancy - Where the Sun of the Future Rises
Legendarium - For Eternal Glory
Selbst - Despondency Chord Progressions
Wolven Daughter - Gospel of the Claw
Adorior - Blood on my Teeth
Wolfzahn - In War There is No Substitute for Victory
It's Monday, so
16.12.2024 20:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.
16.12.2024 15:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Please, be creepy, it's the only thing I understand.
16.12.2024 15:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like when I follow someone for one sport, but they post about multiple sports, so sometimes I think something dramatic has happened in the sport I care about but it's actually about fucking darts.
15.12.2024 22:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
DM me, pervert.
15.12.2024 22:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fucking love Billy Woods, Hiding Places probably edges this one for me but everything he puts out is killer.
15.12.2024 21:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I usually flip my coin on it.
15.12.2024 21:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Thank you.
Now everyone stop saying nice things about me, I don't know how to deal with it.
