Festive Peg

Yeah,that's the one.

The UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

The husband of my uni pal is going to be the Eurovision 2026 entrant and this is quite weird.

I rarely dig my heels in about things but when you hear professional intelligent people going on about how good it is at writing a two line email 🫠

"I tried writing it with Chat GPT and then I had to rewrite it anyway, so it took me even longer 😂"

You're so close to getting it, you fucking simpleton.

I gave up on having shame a long time ago, so I go multiplatform. I also like things posted literally seconds beforehand.

But look how perfect it is.

The cowpuppy 🫶

He should be.

When a bike overtakes me and doesn't ring its bell: do you not have a bell no

When a bike rings its bell: oh lookout everyone it's Mr Bell!! Mr Bell has rang the bell so everyone get out the way!! Make way for the special one!! I hope I didnt reduce your speed Mr Bell!!

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Only a few hours left to pick up petrol station flowers for the one you tolerate/come to BlueSky to avoid #Valentimes🌹

🪦 (me now)

Some days you think you're interesting, then some days you hear yourself saying things like "I've actually never bought butter or margarine".

This is very much Huw's vibe for me. Of course he would never join in with the ritual sacrifice, but he pops by to watch anyway.

Hopefully the perpetrator will be dealt with *appropriately* by your village elders.

Thursday

I'm very into the autistic ice queen vibes of my current work training module.

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Needed that today 🙏

The loony left as per 🤬

You don't see decorative bowls of pot pourri sitting about these days do you. Makes you think.

Your boyfriend is recording his emergency podcast today absolutely tumescent.

My personal preference is around 8, just before the nightly ablutions. Just me and the foxes creeping about in the dark.

All the bins tomorrow. Cannot 👏 fucking 👏wait 👏

Mine is crime shows when they happily get up from their desk in a busy police station office and leave the computer unlocked for any Tom/Dick/Harry to have a nosey. Day one data protection 😭