Festive Peg

I love David Sedaris ☺️

🖤🖤

Good to see not all parents have gone woke these days 🫶

Superb work, tiny man. Great jumper too. Did you go after him when this ended or is he just out in the world fending for himself now? Sorry, I'm not a parent.

It's like being in a Dickens novel. World's gone mad, etc.

The year of our lord 2025 and people still insist you have to visit their premises to get things signed, rather than just accepting digital copies.

🙏

Get away! Andy Samberg/Andrew Garfield mashup.

You think you know people. Sad.

I expected better from you 😔

The alt 👌

PIPES 🫶

Congratulations!

Hahaha. Fucking... what?

There was a request for a specific type of pen. I think I'll make the decisions on the pens around here, thank you very much.

Fucking love blasting a bit of Clannad 🤘

Good boy Oscar. Feel better soon!

I always add a smiley to these emails, to signal that I'm fun and easygoing.

Pauline from the League of Gentlemen. My personal hero.

Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.

Take note, gents ✅

Omg 🥰

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

She is a cartoon dog I swear (I love her).

I USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING NO SHOES. UNTIL I MET A MAN WITH NO FEET.

"A thief and a destroyer" has absolutely sent me.

I rarely listen to audiobooks, but I've been enjoying his most recent one (Throttle and Bribes) while I'm out and about.

Me Peg? Eff off! 🙏

I like this thread. Blackadder and Spongebo9b Squarepants for me. Not for any particular reason, I just cba.

Entrance with flowers and lights on the ceiling and murals on the wall.

Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern.