Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff

I am avoiding the inevitable AI stock market crash by investing all of my money in rock and stick.

Can we get an Austin-centric version of ICE where they only remove right wing assholes who have relocated here and are absolute shitheads?

Thinking: Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tony Hunchback or whatever that dude‘s name is.

Seems to have taken a page out of the Mitch McConnell/Merrick Garland playbook.

Trump about to seize the Nobel peace prize voting machines.

YouTube video by fenderplm Altamont Free Concert - Death of Meredith Hunter

ICE is protecting American like the Hells Angels protected the concertgoers at Altamont.

youtu.be/0qTKsylrpsg

The Donald Trump gold coin design has dropped.

Turns out it’s a $2 gold coin suitable for golden showers. And it features Donald with his very best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. How sweet of him to share the spotlight.

Signs of a healthy society: Decoding messages scrawled on bullets is the new national pastime.

First the pope and now Charlie Kirk, how is it that JD Vance is always death adjacent yet Trump still walks?

JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination JD Vance has paid tribute to Charlie Kirk while hosting his show, where he claimed "left-wing extremism" was a factor in his assassination.

JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination

It’s only an assassination if it comes from the assassination region of France otherwise it’s a sparkling murder.

It’s wild to think that if the killer is a member of one group of people then it’s all out war and revenge murder to everyone among that group, whether they supported this or not.

But if the killer is a member of a different group, it’s please pray for the him to find the righteous path.

I agree with Trump.

“They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.”

I agree with Trump.

“They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.”

Instead of 250 bullets for x-mas, maybe you just get five bullets.

Morally bankrupt dude could bankrupt a church.

He certainly has a skill set.

YouTube video by Bob Ray Total Badass (trailer)

Dig it. Oscar the Grouch wishes he had trash can moves like Chad Holt.

New Amazon Price Breakdown:
$53.99 Item Cost
$4.45 Tax
$12.56 Shipping
$132.27 Trump Tariff
$5.75 Melania Trump's “documentary” fee
$3.67 Sending Katy Perry to space fee
$8.08 Jeff Bezos' wife's tits fee
$5.23 Jeff Bezos' new yacht fee
$3.75 Jeff Bezos' pocket change fee
Total Charges: $229.75

Amazon should itemize your bill so it shows how much of your purchase is going towards the $40,000,000 Melania Trump vanity “documentary” they are making.

Trump has an uncanny ability to get along great with real pieces of shit (Putin, Kim, Orban, etc.).

Tump gets along great with Bill Maher.

Conclusion?

This checks out.

I’m big into tomfoolery. I reckon I better watch it.

He’s about as familiar with geography as he is with the G-spot.

They are showing their cards on their future solution to the “male loneliness“ problem in Florida. 😬

But right wing/conservative comedians can now perform at colleges without getting canceled, right? So it’s basically a wash. 😬

The real crime of #Signalgate is the continued use of -gate for all government crimes/coverups and the total lack of creativity. Do better, fourth estate.

Total Badass (uncensored) "A cross between Frederick Wiseman and Hunter S. Thompson."  - The New York Times

Psst! If you’re not a narc, I can tell you about this cool thing. You can go here and watch the uncensored version of the 15 year anniversary edit of Total Badass. But if you’re offended by humor and drugs and language and sexual activity, then don’t do it.

sites.google.com/view/totalba...

We’ve reality TV/sitcom-ified the US government. Everyone is an idiot.

A plot which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot" and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_p...

SXSW in the rear-view. Caught a bunch of good flix. I introduced and moderated Q&As for nine movies and saw 16 in all. Good stuff. Met a pile of good ppl, too.

What did y’all see?
#sxsw

Pitchfork futures are spiking!

Hey y’all, I’m doing that thing where I introduce movies and moderate Q&As after the screenings at @sxsw.com I’ll be posted up at @austinfilm.bsky.social AFS Cinema talking shop with a bunch of doc filmmakers and moviegoers. Come say hi.