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the ineloquence of my idiocy. internet maximalism.

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A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: โ€œCentral PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female.
We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mixโ€

A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: โ€œCentral PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female. We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mixโ€

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

17.01.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13513    ๐Ÿ” 2471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170
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sometimes i hate it when the algorithm zeroes in on me like sauron's eye on the ring.

17.01.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks like the flesh of Swamp Thing

15.12.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of tom from tom and jerry making a face ALT: a cartoon of tom from tom and jerry making a face
24.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jfc

23.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

08.10.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27050    ๐Ÿ” 10280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 424    ๐Ÿ“Œ 185
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as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

07.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4205    ๐Ÿ” 684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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24 hours outside Portlandโ€™s ICE facility: Is this what โ€˜lawless mayhemโ€™ looks like? President Trump said conditions continue to deteriorate. Hereโ€™s what the newsroom saw.

Blatant attempt to attack reality by the federal government. Meanwhile, judge blocks national guard deployment in Portland, appeal pending.

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

04.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

03.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1735    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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even the coconut crabs that ate her are asking "where are the Epstein files"

27.09.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it me, it us

10.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vertex Land | Ambient Swim | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Vertex Land | Ambient Swim | adult swim

Among his many other responsibilities at Adult Swim, my son @crd.bsky.social produces this weird and wonderful show. (Well, maybe experience is a better word.) A heady mix of music and animation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnF...

24.09.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
21.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3086    ๐Ÿ” 652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

coates is genuinely a generational writer

17.09.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10689    ๐Ÿ” 2590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
Side-by-side images of Banksyโ€™s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.

Side-by-side images of Banksyโ€™s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.

They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.

10.09.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4592    ๐Ÿ” 1398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 396

well nobody is talking about epstein or Palestine anymore

10.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights

JB Pritzker : weโ€™re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you

Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

25.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7350    ๐Ÿ” 2171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

26.08.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10015    ๐Ÿ” 2136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

taking my probiotics with redbull like an adult

15.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Democratic Party leadership does not believe in the legitimacy of their own partyโ€™s primary for the largest city in the USA because theyโ€™re Islamophobic and anti-Arab racists who believe Mamdani is an illegitimate upstart who was not supposed to win. They are anti-democratic, in short.

15.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1332    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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#clankers

14.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Google search screenshot:

Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to

Google search screenshot: Al Overview The saying "beer before candy, you're in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to

my dad was always saying this

14.08.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5528    ๐Ÿ” 854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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Mask off time

07.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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