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the ineloquence of my idiocy. internet maximalism.

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jfc

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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

08.10.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26931    ๐Ÿ” 10245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 428    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

07.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4237    ๐Ÿ” 689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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None of this seems good for our country

04.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1625    ๐Ÿ” 343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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24 hours outside Portlandโ€™s ICE facility: Is this what โ€˜lawless mayhemโ€™ looks like? President Trump said conditions continue to deteriorate. Hereโ€™s what the newsroom saw.

Blatant attempt to attack reality by the federal government. Meanwhile, judge blocks national guard deployment in Portland, appeal pending.

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

03.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1742    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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even the coconut crabs that ate her are asking "where are the Epstein files"

27.09.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it me, it us

10.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vertex Land | Ambient Swim | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Vertex Land | Ambient Swim | adult swim

Among his many other responsibilities at Adult Swim, my son @crd.bsky.social produces this weird and wonderful show. (Well, maybe experience is a better word.) A heady mix of music and animation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnF...

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coates is genuinely a generational writer

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Side-by-side images of Banksyโ€™s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.

Side-by-side images of Banksyโ€™s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.

They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.

10.09.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4619    ๐Ÿ” 1408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 402

well nobody is talking about epstein or Palestine anymore

10.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights

JB Pritzker : weโ€™re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you

Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

25.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7399    ๐Ÿ” 2185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

26.08.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10076    ๐Ÿ” 2145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

taking my probiotics with redbull like an adult

15.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Democratic Party leadership does not believe in the legitimacy of their own partyโ€™s primary for the largest city in the USA because theyโ€™re Islamophobic and anti-Arab racists who believe Mamdani is an illegitimate upstart who was not supposed to win. They are anti-democratic, in short.

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#clankers

14.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Google search screenshot:

Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to

Google search screenshot: Al Overview The saying "beer before candy, you're in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to

my dad was always saying this

14.08.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5546    ๐Ÿ” 861    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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Mask off time

07.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

podcast iโ€™m listening to: โ€œso thigh gap discourse came before hotdog legsโ€

07.08.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hell yeah, ask him what he thinks about the rizzler

05.08.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what an oddly specific meme

05.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shawn Braley

painting of the rear view of a cat on a flying carpet soaring across a green countryside toward a bunch of birds

Shawn Braley painting of the rear view of a cat on a flying carpet soaring across a green countryside toward a bunch of birds

LOGGING ON

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