chris arrison

letting you know: solid callback for the heads

heart cloggin’
veins poundin’
mitchell

“agree to disagree”

These people are addicted to saying "first of all, Trump is right"

we are losing our '70s kings and queens at an alarming rate

for my money the most interesting performance and character of the two godfathers and supremely missed in the third. rest in power, robert duvall

“agree to disagree”

ha ha obama’s still funny [mumbling under my breath] you sat on the files dude

paused borat during the “running of the jews”

you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to hillary clinton”

He flipped

paused borat during the “running of the jews”

it’s like if gary larson created a superhero

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

that’s what’s in, indeed

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down. DHS IS DOWN

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down. DHS IS DOWN

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down. DHS IS DOWN

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down. DHS IS DOWN

Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

Ladies and gentlemen, Friday the 13th

no one was more ‘yes and’ than jeff epstein

oh this is clearly ai, not a real human in sight

sheer canadian excellence

JOHN CARPENTER’S THE THING
PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

every damn day here too

YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc. Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

Not sure why RFK Jr. is always riding a Sybian when he does these interviews. I don’t think they’re making him do it