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chris arrison

@murderwizard.bsky.social

writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really) philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

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It's the sicko guy except I photoshopped Jon Davidson, the founding lead singer for Yes, peeking through the window and saying Yes...Ha hahaha YES!

It's the sicko guy except I photoshopped Jon Davidson, the founding lead singer for Yes, peeking through the window and saying Yes...Ha hahaha YES!

What happens when I listen to Yes.

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venture bros-coded face

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things bullets say

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we need a 2000-word essay on gene simmons’ acting oeuvre so go watch runaway and report your findings

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correct

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hell yeah you do

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no one loves ged more than me and i never want him to enjoy another ring again

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seattle is supremely rootable

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seeing some phils fans say they’re rooting for the blue jays and as an old head i forever wish them agonizing heartbreak

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The four words every woman wants to hear:

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This is not AI

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reminding me of lance parrish at this hour damn you

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watched once and dude icked me way more than leatherface

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In Prince of Darkness (1987), John Carpenter predicted that pure evil would take the form of slop

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they should chant GO BJs

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NEVER

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don’t want orion to quit baseball, but he’s *gotta* change laundry

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you can be empathetic toward orion while also adamant he never wear the fucking powder blues again

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KETAMINE

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Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. 

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

Disgusted barbie

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sad not angry about the phils
angry not sad about the birds

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Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles β€œThe Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles β€œThe Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

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love the movie but i’ve never been taken out by the costumes before. all are ill-fitting and look like a high school production

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I sat through Joe Carter and Ryan Howard. This is nothing. This was a great series that ended on a mistake in a series where so many of those inflection points went against the series. Last year was worse.

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When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize

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up against the phillies game, brave

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*ride

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