Guy watching TV: OH BOY CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS!
HM! THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD I ENJOYED IT
*Guy is now watching a reviewer online named "cool man" review the show.
Cool Man: IT WAS SHIT
Guy: IT WAS SHIT WASN'T IT.... THIS.... HAS BEEN MY OPINION ALL ALONG...
14.12.2024 05:20 β π 19405 π 2251 π¬ 294 π 243
Give a man a fish, and he will have food for a day.
Teach a man how to fish unsustainably, and he and everyone else will starve, as all the fish are gone.
14.12.2024 10:41 β π 490 π 156 π¬ 6 π 1
Just booted up Windows for the first time on my laptop (Mint Linux is my main OS). OH. MY. GOD. 40 minutes to go through numerous screens, decline lots of crap, wait for updates to install, reboot five times... and that's with Windows pre-installed. Linux takes about 15 mins, including installation
12.12.2024 14:42 β π 724 π 28 π¬ 81 π 4
Joshua Allen Harris, Air Bear (2008) #moodboard
12.12.2024 12:22 β π 108 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
#moodboard
12.12.2024 13:06 β π 226 π 32 π¬ 1 π 1
a parody of spotify wrapped featuring a doodle of my dog on a pink and purple zigzag background. the rest of the image is just plain yellow. the top artist is βmy dogβ and the top 5 songs are variations of how he sounds when heβs barking
oh shoot i almost forgot to post my wrapped
09.12.2024 22:09 β π 7723 π 2032 π¬ 35 π 25
[posting on nextdoor] i am pretty sure my neighbor is doing drugs. i just watched him put a tree inside his house
07.12.2024 21:53 β π 304 π 21 π¬ 0 π 1
07.12.2024 01:22 β π 7958 π 1726 π¬ 39 π 39
A lightbulb appears over a man's head indicating that he has an idea. Suddenly two more lighbulbs pop up. Then several more, much to the man's dismay. He is being chased by an infinitely spawning field of lightbulbs. Another man comments "he took the cartoon Adderall." another man squints his eyes and says "foolish lad."
07.12.2024 13:16 β π 10242 π 990 π¬ 35 π 20
The phrase βI was scammed by a meme coinβ seems to contain within it the wisdom the complaint is seeking
06.12.2024 21:37 β π 4225 π 449 π¬ 31 π 21
tbh a thirst trap sounds like something youβd set up in the woods to catch the Kool Aid man
05.12.2024 15:11 β π 103 π 13 π¬ 7 π 0
trying to win your spouse back energy
05.12.2024 02:44 β π 585 π 28 π¬ 19 π 1
gparted creating a GPT partition table on /dev/nvme0n1
Oh that's AI... That's AI in my partition table...
03.12.2024 17:30 β π 260 π 56 π¬ 7 π 0
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
01.12.2024 05:39 β π 2852 π 567 π¬ 72 π 31
Donate to Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex Norris
I am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for he⦠Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
23.10.2024 20:39 β π 8170 π 7204 π¬ 39 π 88
Alex has been fighting this shithead in court for over 5 fucking years
01.12.2024 17:15 β π 1020 π 257 π¬ 12 π 0
Maye Musk tweet that Elon spent Thanksgiving night with Trump's son
Elon Musk has 11 kids
30.11.2024 03:44 β π 2105 π 171 π¬ 87 π 24
A small tube TV w/ attached VHS
Facebook font 'The'
Amazon font "convenience"
Google font 'You'
Disney font 'Demanded'
YouTube font 'Is Now'
Netflix font 'Mandatory'
30.11.2024 19:42 β π 63 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0
We came, we saw, we permanently banned from home depot
28.11.2024 14:51 β π 39 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
Raspberry Pi booting on the IBM 5151 monitor. This uses a phosphor that has high persistence, good for reducing monitor flicker, bad for motion. #retrocomputing
27.11.2024 18:31 β π 625 π 33 π¬ 21 π 9
When you have the brain of a dog
27.11.2024 04:34 β π 8053 π 965 π¬ 298 π 275
27.11.2024 10:24 β π 1307 π 285 π¬ 11 π 2
I pleased to announce Bluezky's new partnership with Zoom. They have developed a new explosive that goes inside of the always-on camera. Now, the divide between working from home and working at the office will disappear. Junior developers will be forced to boost their productivity no matter what.
26.11.2024 09:52 β π 135 π 9 π¬ 6 π 0
βSo what was invite-only Bluesky like?β
23.11.2024 19:50 β π 774 π 103 π¬ 43 π 62
YouTube video by oneofthehopefuls
David Mitchell being adequately annoyed on bake off for (almost) 5 minutes.
David Mitchell baking on GBBO is now my spirit animal.
24.11.2024 21:31 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
kindle running kterm, with arch linux neofetch output, followed by the millipds cli help text
yes, millipds can run on a kindle (under an arch chroot)
23.11.2024 18:58 β π 670 π 65 π¬ 28 π 10
yeah hey question: how mad are you guys that you didn't buy the domain cap.com
22.11.2024 21:45 β π 119 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0
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