⚠️FAGGOT FATALE⚠️

#FFXIV #FF14

Whatever man it's not like I actually care [lunges at you with a rapier]

BEWARE THE PIPELINE‼️

Fujoshi
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Yearning Fujoshi (“that should be me”)
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Transsexual Faggotry

NEW PAPAL DECREE: malort can now be used in place of holy water

Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube

i need to sit in a walk-in cooler or freezer for 10 minutes on someone else’s dime but i’m unemployed

The coyote took shelter in an interior corner of the light rail train, sitting on a chair. It looks understandably nervous and on edge. The coyote was safely returned to the wild after the photo was taken.

Got reminded of the time in 2002 a coyote got on board a MAX train near PDX.

y’all will never guess what happened today

!!! hmu bestie, i might b able to help

four grainy, desaturated old video stills, first a conservatively styled woman with red hair smiling at the camera, second a hand reaching into the frame to slam a pie in her face, third a man holding his hands up looking grim, fourth the woman again with her head in her hands, full of pie

we must remember anita bryant as she lived

she my lil trauma dump the way i flash on her back

same sex marriage? actually we're having sex with different people

I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle

Grinch culture has several ancient martial arts

yayyy imy good job!! 🥳

Bugs will do some undertale shit 2 me & all I want to do is put them outside so they don’t die from Hunger or Kittys

(Knocking on the inside of your phone screen) Hi Good Evening. May i bring my beautiful daughter named Kill Yourself to this app

Shoot jk rowling into space call that astroterf

hell yeah brother

immaterial beings

my brain is decomposing

abraham standing over his son: here comes the sacrificial knife!! neeeooowwwww-

god: ayo man what the fuck

very eerie how “endorses genocide” isn’t like. an immediate no-go for y’all’s picks for political office

This site is awesome it’ll either be really big in three years or we’ll all say “do you remember that time we all got tricked into making bluesky accounts by the devil”

excavators r like megafauna . to me

hey man