shiv (stoner gf era)🏳️‍⚧️

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Love this. Every single Republican Senator and Representative deserves to be publicly berated like this.

Also FUCK Rick Scott. I hate that man with the fire of a thousand suns and I wish nothing but horrible things for that Lurch-ass motherfucker.

CEOs of major corporations are apparently now bragging to investors about firing workers.

In some cases, fired staff are being replaced with AI.

The goal is surely to boost stock prices and CEO pay — even at the expense of workers.

Textbook corporate greed.

Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”

cis ppl really will be like "we're trying our best, all this trans stuff is hard to navigate!"
and then be like, "hey, so what's the deal w your genitals?"

lol I do think about this a lot; like they're hockey players their political opinions are likely dogshit. it is a very conservative sport (player-wise at least)

let's go cats!! 😺

Pope Pringle VII :3

hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way

Calling the Democratic Party "flawed" misses the point entirely. This is a well-oiled machine that works flawlessly for its billionaire class of shareholders. It was made to lose gracefully, while turning its own voters against each other, and empowering the GOP and the ultra-rich billionaire class.

if you ACTUALLY are concerned about government and law enforcement agencies reading your phone, the solution is to not do any of that shit on your phone. otherwise you are just playing revolutionary and endangering everyone else too

ride it like a skimboard 🏄‍♀️

Helpful tip for allies

how do u stop being antisocial? asking for my no friend

"ugh I can't believe there's porn and OF whores here already!"

Girl, we've been here since you needed a code to even join this site, you just joined this week

Why would anyone out Pizza The Hut he's proud and sure of who he is now and if he wants to tell us he'll tell us

this is cool, but i genuinely thought this was saying he was the first president to go to a Rainforest Café

dems b4 election: trump’s a fascist 😤

dems after election: 🤷‍♀️🤷🤷‍♂️

a twenty dollar bill being held above the toilet

alright nobody move or the economy get's it

I don't want a week of awareness! Pay for my hormones and defend my rights or leave me the fuck alone!

omg this would be the funniest week to not hear from my parents at all lol

only 2 more days 🤞

Hey if you’re new here the hours are 7am-10pm weekdays and 10am-4pm weekends have fun everybody

when i couldn't get my hormones, i was constantly like fainting from being tired all the time

my favorite is when i tell cis people about laws that were passed in florida and they tell me "that can't be real, there's no way that happened"

according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial

ALRIGHT EVERYONE HERE'S HOW I WIN