perfect angel

Dracula parrot

Pesquet's parrot, also known as the Dracula parrot.

no but thats funny. i dont speak french tho

french guy who talks to his pet like can i get some meows chat

>delete most social media
>turn off notifications for the only one you still have
>permanent do not disturb on
>no banner notifications

i feel ascended

what a cool 3d printer design i hope nothing bad happens when you turn it on

no she told me in a dream that we can only be together in the astral realm

people get so freaked when i tell them im not on instagram or tiktok or snapchat

sabrina carpenter is secretly in love with me and embeds code into her songs only i will understand sorry guys

one of these guys is gonna invent a gundam

im shocked. i cant believe this is happening

who couldve seen the "we should invite controversial speakers to campus to expose students to alternate viewpoints" crowd would go from "is affirmative action good?" to "1488 gas the jews race war now"

Post on r/AskHistorians 5 years ago by ProfessorBarium What did a Roman parking lot look like? Around a venue like the Coliseum where 10s of thousands of people came together, how would transportation be stored? What would the breakdown be of pedestrians, horseback riders, chariot riders, and others? Was theft a major concern? Was there such a thing as a rudimentary version of "The Club" or a wheel boot? 2.3K favs 107 comments

big tech companies want to be taken so seriously but theyre calling themselves the magnificent 7 hyperscalers.... ok itachi calm down

came across an ad that opened with “stop wasting your money on paper towels!” and I instinctively yelled “NO. I LOVE PAPER TOWELS”

if me bringing up the time you got drunk and crashed our car is "digging up the past to be mad at you" then you cant bring up that we got married when i fuck adorable bratty redheads, babe. the past is the past we agreed on that you cant just hang it over my head yeah?

the worst thing you could ever do is break an agreement. after all doesnt something that happened years ago matter in this exact moment right now?

everybody is Online Too Much except for me personally I can’t get enough of this stuff

what do people think friends are if any social misstep can be grounds to axe them out if your life tbh

i want to move here

we need to start tiktok accounts

because i believe women have agency

i can ride a bike with no handlebars

i can do anything i want because im special and destined for greater things

this is what i look like

introducing myself using my rival's name and then pissing off a witch bigtime to score free curses

[picture of a beast writhing in pain on the forest floor] woke up like this

i havent gotten any prompts to produce rawr xd content im sorry