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cockless spanielgirl
thats so beautiful
31.10.2025 04:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my phone camera is so broken βΉοΈ
31.10.2025 04:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thats so cool omg
31.10.2025 04:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wife: *retinas burned from the glow of my phone screen* babe please stop riffing halloween posts and go back to sleep 
me: *gnawing on what's left of my thumb bone* t,t,t,t,tt,ttttrick,,,,,,trick HER treat,,,,,,l,,li,,,luh,,,,LICK,,,LICK HER FEET,,,,NO,,,LICK HER MEAT!!!!!!
can't wait for saturday. "grown men being neurotic and spending 2 months whining about people enjoying christmas music" season is almost here!!
31.10.2025 04:23 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0guys its devils night who here is getting up to mischief
31.10.2025 04:15 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0two pumpkins in a window sill. one is an evil grinning jack o lantern and one is a happy ghost
we carved pumpkins
31.10.2025 04:14 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0π₯°
31.10.2025 02:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0banger
31.10.2025 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0gay ass π
31.10.2025 01:43 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Dracula parrot
Pesquet's parrot, also known as the Dracula parrot.
30.10.2025 21:29 β π 286 π 73 π¬ 18 π 5no but thats funny. i dont speak french tho
31.10.2025 00:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0french guy who talks to his pet like can i get some meows chat
31.10.2025 00:44 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0>delete most social media
>turn off notifications for the only one you still have
>permanent do not disturb on
>no banner notifications
i feel ascended
what a cool 3d printer design i hope nothing bad happens when you turn it on
31.10.2025 00:39 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no she told me in a dream that we can only be together in the astral realm
31.10.2025 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0people get so freaked when i tell them im not on instagram or tiktok or snapchat
31.10.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sabrina carpenter is secretly in love with me and embeds code into her songs only i will understand sorry guys
31.10.2025 00:30 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0one of these guys is gonna invent a gundam
31.10.2025 00:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im shocked. i cant believe this is happening
31.10.2025 00:28 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who couldve seen the "we should invite controversial speakers to campus to expose students to alternate viewpoints" crowd would go from "is affirmative action good?" to "1488 gas the jews race war now"
31.10.2025 00:27 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Post on r/AskHistorians 5 years ago by ProfessorBarium What did a Roman parking lot look like? Around a venue like the Coliseum where 10s of thousands of people came together, how would transportation be stored? What would the breakdown be of pedestrians, horseback riders, chariot riders, and others? Was theft a major concern? Was there such a thing as a rudimentary version of "The Club" or a wheel boot? 2.3K favs 107 comments
31.10.2025 00:12 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0big tech companies want to be taken so seriously but theyre calling themselves the magnificent 7 hyperscalers.... ok itachi calm down
31.10.2025 00:02 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0came across an ad that opened with βstop wasting your money on paper towels!β and I instinctively yelled βNO. I LOVE PAPER TOWELSβ
30.10.2025 23:30 β π 65 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1if me bringing up the time you got drunk and crashed our car is "digging up the past to be mad at you" then you cant bring up that we got married when i fuck adorable bratty redheads, babe. the past is the past we agreed on that you cant just hang it over my head yeah?
30.10.2025 23:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the worst thing you could ever do is break an agreement. after all doesnt something that happened years ago matter in this exact moment right now?
30.10.2025 23:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0everybody is Online Too Much except for me personally I canβt get enough of this stuff
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