Passing 40 and walking around at night kinda makes me sympathise a bit with the guards in the old Thief games. Can't see shit in the shadows. Must've been nothing.

GET YOUR WAR ON comic strip by David Rees. First strip, from 10/09/01

GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...

#jabroni_mike

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Mowing the lawn on Sunday while listening to The Cure is the most dad thing I've done in a while.

Threads are the "ugh. here, have a channel I guess, stop shitting up general" option and it shows.

He's even got a little demifiend dripping down his thigh!

Blue hair? Check. Abs? Also check.

wow deltarune

holy shit Penn Jillette's sink trap has escaped containment

What kind of attribution/license is attached to it?

Just finished up a Balatro BG shader website with controls that allow you to pick your colors, change the swirl effects and with the ability to share your color combos with friends!

This is based on the shader code from the actual game!

alizarin.red/balatroshader
#webdev #twitch #youtube

@luckybun.bsky.social

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Hey, did you know if you're typing on your phone, you can move your thumb along the space bar to move the cursor back and forth?

You're welcome 🐸

This might be the funniest email I ever got, thank you @summer-eternal.bsky.social

My Easter update is out!!!!

Here's an in-world preview of the (basic) dialogue system I built for it! It's not perfect, but it gets the job done!

Whilst it's a little late, I'd love to see how many of the lil eggs people can collect! Join the Discord if you'd like to see your high score added!

Cloud and Barret sitting in a train. Barret is saying,"People say they love milfs but look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)

Good morning Happy Earth Day

A coloured sketch of Maxie wearing a Bunny suit, standing at the stovetop attempting to crack an egg into a pan and missing. She's too distracted looking at a recipe on her phone screen off to the side. What an idiot lol

Happy Easter!
Enjoy your eggs 🥚

Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read: It's always been his dream to paint Goblins with Huge Asses a novel about goblins with huge asses by Emily Sackenball The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses

Back cover synopsis reads: When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it. It's not porn, officer, it's called hentai and it's an art. The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying. Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves. This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages. Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL

2025 in summary

Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming

Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming

Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country

Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Sump pump just barely managed to keep things dry here, and the worst of it turned the backyard into a lake up to the edge of the patio. Stay safe.

ive been thinking abt this video literally all day today

an anthro dragon holding a kobold in his lap and feeding the kobold spaghetti

kobolds love spaghetti

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