Dee

Mogged

what do they call a labubu with cheese?

2nd amendment larpers are finally living in their fantasy of a tyrannical government consolidating power and ruling with an iron fist and instead of grabbing their guns and living out their 1776 larp dreams they're begging the guy doing it to rail their wives and let them watch.

There's still time to point and laugh at this moron before the Gestapo kicks down your door btw.

clankerphiles

The chatgpt subreddit might be the most embarrassing place on the internet, these fucking losers are grieving the personality changes of the new update like they lost an actual friend 💀💀💀 go outside and talk to flesh and blood please I beg of you.

The degradation of society is entirely being driven by people letting things that happen on the computer affect their behaviour in real life.

People would be a lot happier and a lot healthier if they realised nothing on the computer is real. The conversations you have with people aren't how they'd go in real life, the things schizos post aren't things they'd say in public, when you log onto the computer you are interacting with characters

It's been 2500+ years and reactionaries still haven't thought of a comeback to this 💀💀💀

She only lost because men at the polling booth can never find the clintoris 😔

I'm sorry both your parents died in that tragic car crash, I really feel for you 😏😏😏

ofc you wouldn't understand a true skinpilled chad 🥱

W, I need the life update when you're ready 🫡

silence cutoid

You're so brave and confident 🤭

I love Xi Jinping 😌👉👈

W

what's her @?

Heart failure is hot

Why is every sexting scandal the most unhinged degenerate shit you've ever read? Am I vanilla for talking about sex in my sexting?

me eating one of the 15 $3.17 per portion burrito bowls I have left in the freezer because I could be bothered to cook while bro foams at the mouth screaming about how much I'd save by just getting a $15 Chipotle every day because $15 is cheaper than the $47.50 I spent on groceries.

Grilled chicken burrito bowl order totalling $25.59 AUD after fees and delivery. $17.50 AUD subtotal

Price per meal calculation of 12 chicken burrito bowls I made at home totalling $3.17 per 450g bowl with 700kcal, 64g protein, 21g fat, 61g carbs.

"doordash is cheaper than cooking at home"

You should be required to disclose your blood lead levels before taking a poll in the US

Marx debunked

guy who calls breaking his diet and doordashing "getting back on the apps"

Why has no one made a video game where all the dialogue is done in musical numbers

customer who asks their hairdresser for sherry cola hair

guy who thinks of flinstones vitamins when someone says they took an edible

Guy who loves driving games but only plays PGA Tour