Consort's Avatar

Consort

@consort.bsky.social

Esports jack-of-all-trades. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort

961 Followers  |  588 Following  |  4,068 Posts  |  Joined: 17.08.2023  |  1.8024

Latest posts by consort.bsky.social on Bluesky


what do you mean they didn't realize this before

21.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2764    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10

Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes.

Contestant: What is Ligma?

ken Jennings: 😈😈😈

21.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

But I Love You

22.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account

22.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 1123    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 62
Post image

They scream β€œonly two genders exist!!”
But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨
No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselvesπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

22.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3130    πŸ” 879    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 15

Up now: Todd Anderson, tapping in for the OG Magic computer game experience, Magic: The Gathering (Microprose, 1997).

Hourly Raffle: Copies of Jon Peterson's Playing at the World, Volumes 1 + 2, courtesy MIT Press!! Donate for a chance to win.

21.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

come watch @toddwords.bsky.social tear it up playing the 1997 single-player Magic: The Gathering computer game from Microprose.

Not just fun to watch but Todd is an expert explainer and describer of what's happening on screen

www.twitch.tv/romchipjournal

21.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two candidates tried to weasel their way out of answers to questions they didn't like; one had the confidence to full-send every answer. Two weak leaders and one strong one.

21.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Quakertown parents, groups demand release of students in police clash Civil rights groups and parents gathered in front of the Quakertown Police Department Saturday demanding answers for the violent confrontation Friday.

INBOX: the police chief of Quakertown, Pa., led a group of plainclothes officers to disrupt a peaceful high school student sidewalk protest yesterday.

They threw an underage girl to the ground, choked her, and disconnected all calls to the detention center where she and others are currently held.

21.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2700    πŸ” 1495    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 183

live free or die

21.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1401    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 15

Oh boy, as a trans person, if this doesn't hit home right now

21.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2734    πŸ” 687    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
A store with a sign that says β€œADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

A store with a sign that says β€œADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

21.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6357    πŸ” 1967    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 101
Post image

They can’t figure out how to spend the extra $500 billion they gave themselves for the military, but cut our healthcare and food assistance because they said they couldn’t afford it.

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3535    πŸ” 1342    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 105
Post image Post image

i decided to open for a single fullbody like these on my ko-fi (pls be a bit patient with me with work for a bit, apologies) 🧑
β˜† - ko-fi.com/calicosnow/c...

21.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

PSA for Discord's new age verification!

If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it.

Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+

It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

19.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5771    πŸ” 3547    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 36

if you fully reduce video games from art to dopamine hits, and if you jettison aesthetics other than violence, war, guns, and advertising, it seems plausible you'd fail to compete vs the dopamine hit that is orgasm and the life-affirming aesthetics of human connection, the sensual, and the erotic.

20.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1723    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

so, this is just delightful to me. if Discord never asks me for ID, it'll be because it estimated my age from, I *assume*, that one day my beloveds and I compared all our recent surgeries (hysterectomy, shattered pelvis, gallbladder removal)

20.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: Shouldn't the judge…also be expected to know this?

20.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2043    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 14

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

20.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5872    πŸ” 2322    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 87

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

20.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11639    πŸ” 4977    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 91

Now that I've spent some more time watching other folks play Mewgenics it may not be that Mewgenics is easy but that I might just be stupid good at topdown tile based turn based RPGs which like, makes sense given the games I play

21.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're two fundraising cycles away from having a @romchip.bsky.social dunk tank, but in the meantime, if we hit our $10k target tomorrow, we'll have ROMchip pie in the head honcho's face!

21.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

20.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5724    πŸ” 3195    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 10
Preview
ROMCHIP FUNDRAISER ROMchip: A Journal of Game Histories is fiscally sponsored by The Hack Foundation (d.b.a. Hack Club), a 501(c)(3) nonprofit (EIN: 81-2908499).

updates: @daveparisi.bsky.social promised to pie me in the face if we break $10K tmw dont you all want to see me get a pie in the face

donate.romchip.org

21.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

To Mike's sage words I'll add what's increasingly clear:

Many suits also believe that an experience where anything you ask for magically appears on a screen is a new kind of game. But that's a completely different (and inverted) mode of entertainment, with another audience of unknown size.

20.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Pritzker demands a $1,700 refund per family for the people of Illinois after Trump's tariffs were ruled unconstitutional.

Dems, pay attention. This is your midterms message.

20.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9342    πŸ” 2755    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 209
An advertisement for some kind of metallic ring thing. It is unclear where it is meant to be worn but advertises that it "boosts desire, restores morning wood, melts man boobs, and burns beer belly." I'm skeptical of it's claims of being featured in Vogue, Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair but what do I know, I don't read those.

An advertisement for some kind of metallic ring thing. It is unclear where it is meant to be worn but advertises that it "boosts desire, restores morning wood, melts man boobs, and burns beer belly." I'm skeptical of it's claims of being featured in Vogue, Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair but what do I know, I don't read those.

Today in "weird shit Youtube tries to sell me" here's a product trying to sell me on morning wood as a thing I should want and make purchases for.

Ad industry really is in for a crash sometime soon if this is the wacky shit getting through on a major website.

20.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is thia that Date Everything game ai keep hearing about

20.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the β€œbanality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

20.02.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7766    πŸ” 2904    πŸ’¬ 267    πŸ“Œ 603

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

20.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13379    πŸ” 3025    πŸ’¬ 320    πŸ“Œ 131

@consort is following 20 prominent accounts