Laura Watkins

My personal version of that was “if the poop doesn’t fit, you must acquit,” as a response to when my dad accused my dogs of pooping in the house but the poop was too small for my dogs.

Amazing

homer simpson is giving a speech in front of an american flag and says " ill be deep in the cold " ALT: homer simpson is giving a speech in front of an american flag and says " ill be deep in the cold "

#RockChalk

National parks fee-free calendar drops MLK Day, Juneteenth and adds Trump's birthday The Trump administration, which has railed against what it describes as "woke" policies, removed MLK Day and Juneteenth from next year's list of fare-exempt days for visitors at dozens of national parks.

The Trump administration, which has railed against what it describes as "woke" policies, removed MLK Day and Juneteenth from next year's list of fare-exempt days for visitors at dozens of national parks. n.pr/48oR7tq

TONIGHT WE ARE ALL HOOSIERS

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 4: Winona Ryder in LITTLE WOMEN - Tom + Lorenzo Yesterday, a Christmas bad girl! Today, a holiday wild woman. We hope it's clear by now that this advent calendar of Christmas movie dresses is designed

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar, Day 4: Winona Ryder's ball gown in LITTLE WOMEN and how it evokes family traditions and family history tomandlorenzo.com/2025/12/chri...

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Drugs are fine, but have you ever tried petting a dog?

Love 🥰

Snow bunny!

I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.

KERRY HOW COULD YOU

Maybe his earring wrote it?

Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.

People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
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the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry

what was this guy’s fucking problem

Same, girl, same.

Okay so I kept hearing about Bluey from my parent friends and was curious, but then I watched a few episodes in a plane and was hooked. The first ep I saw was about infertility. It’s beautiful!

We have so much in common… except coconut.

Introduced Lewis to someone very important. 🥹

We wanted to understand how women are ruining the workplace. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan fans at a White Castle in Toms River.

Hahahah I was gonna say, I feel like Stacy is nicer and more funny/desirable to be around than I am.

I do not get it digitally! I think I excel at scaring men both online and in-person. 😂

When did calling things performative become so performative?

you guys aren't thinking this through. if the GOP renege on any part of this deal they'll look like shameful hypocrites!

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Incredibly hard.

Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: VERY GOOD lands.

*Still workshopping this; in the meantime you must go see this movie.

I hope so. He’s a piece of shit.