Fake Ass Handsome McGee

S/O the Black mayors doing everything they can to defend their residents from ICE and national guard invasions

Any Goosebumps book I could get my hands on. I can’t remember if I read Bud Not Buddy in elementary or middle school but that was a favorite as well.

Depends if they’re the stereotypical slow, mindless zombies, which I could could, or if they have speed and intelligence, then not likely.

But then I also think about all the conveniences likely lost. There probably isn’t running water. No baths and no toilets? I’m offing myself after a while.

Sigmas get vaccinated! Took em right on the shield. 🤘🏽🕊️

Black woman who cosplay Raven from Teen Titans *bites lip*

So I’m probably overthinking king this but I love fruity/sour candies. But do I want my 🍆 associated with a sour taste?!?!?

I’m gonna play it safe and say Hershey kiss.

Car sex and shower sex are both equally overrated, but IMHO car sex has the potential to be to be less terrible and underwhelming than shower sex.

Goal for tomorrow, use Pollyannish in a sentence without sounding pretentious.

I miss when McDonalds did all day breakfast and you could get a sausage egg and cheese McMuffin with a side of fries any time.

The Coates-Klein debate (and meta-debate) just reinforces my belief that we elevated the wrong MLK passage.

Not the optimistic “content of their character” I Have A Dream speech.

But the “white moderate … [who] advises the Negro to wait for a ‘more convenient season’” Letter From Birmingham Jail.

Hear me out… ribs.

What if someone is out there fantasizing about me getting gangbanged by Japanese little people?

Like, I’m pretty sure somewhere right now a woman is charging up her rose and thinking about me getting spanked by a dominatrix while I’m in a furry costume.

Random thought… So I was thinking about the fact that, under the right circumstances, it’s flattering/ a turn on if someone told you they fantasized about you.

But then I thought about what if it’s a really weird kink/fetish that they were fantasizing about me?

Yes, please do 🥹👉🏽👈🏽

So by that logic, was Jesus disqualified from being the savior when he committed destruction of property and trespassing when he turned the money tables over in the temple? Or when he told the Jews to go against the sect leaders (civil disobedience)?

Fresh

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Not at all

Waffles

knowing you touching yourself while thinking about me turns me on

“Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them.”

~ Assata Shakur ✊🏽

Assata Shakur, a fugitive Black militant sought by the U.S. since 1979, dies in Cuba Assata Shakur, a Black liberation activist who was given political asylum in Cuba after her 1979 escape from a U.S. prison, has died. Officials in New Jersey, where Shakur had been arrested, convicted and imprisoned, said she was 78.

Assata Shakur, a Black liberation activist who was given political asylum in Cuba after her 1979 escape from a U.S. prison, has died. Officials in New Jersey, where Shakur had been arrested, convicted and imprisoned, said she was 78.

Jump in the burial plot with the casket or is that tew much?

"No hate, no fear! Immigrants are welcome here!"

Absolutely massive crowd at the New Yorkers Against ICE march. Blocks long!

I am ready to go and spread the gospel of Jolibee to all who have an open heart and mind.

I was today years old when I discovered the greatness that is Jolibees.

Why was I not introduced to this wonderfulness sooner???

Happy Birthday friend!!!

😴 or 🥩 🥊? 🤔

I feel like Kool Aid Jammers were better but for whatever reason we definitely had capri sun more often.