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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE UPDATING ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS AFTER FOUR YEARS?

30.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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There are things in this world we will never understand.

29.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obligatory happy birthday king post

25.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone told the Preds they're playing hockey tonight, right?

19.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi my name Bren and I don't think I can play Pokémon without a dog anymore.

18.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday, Grey! Cheers to your ears with beers. 🍻

18.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In all seriousness, merry unbirthday. May your day be plain but with like a lil treat or something in the middle.

16.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ALEXA, CHANGE MY NAME TO MIKE SO I CAN SEND GREY A BIRTHDAY WISH

16.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let's say one of each.

12.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The bigger questions is what are the favourite tracks.

12.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DAMN THAT'S EXPENSIVE TOILET PAPER.

12.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love seeing short videos about improving your PC because they all start the exact same way: guy typing on a keyboard with nothing happening on their screen.

10.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rough first period. 😬

09.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't have Instagram anymore so uh sunset porn?

09.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last year, if Biden even entertained the idea of considering pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell, Republicans would be furious, and yet here we are.

08.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WON'T EXCHANGE THEM???

08.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BOUGHT THE WRONG SIZE OF REPLACEMENT FOR MY PIERCING STUD???

07.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Look I didn't say it was a pleasant smell.

07.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I smell an AO3 prompt.

07.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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06.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching America implode is like watching your friend play Super Smash Bros but he is just getting D O G W A L K E D.

04.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me when I don't grandstand on social media.

02.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feeld is a wild place

02.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grey I have another hour of work still. Please don't make me starve at my desk. 🥲

30.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Oh my lanta chicken caesar

30.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about big spinch and feta?

30.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BREAKING NEWS: Pete Hegseth holds a press conference to remove the Boogyman from the American military.

30.09.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.09.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Focus your camera.

27.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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