Swarna Podila (she/her)

I saw a tea account ask “Why don’t American hotels have electric kettles in them?” and the answer is that we can’t be trusted with nice things

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

So many cool things about halftime show but the detail that’s sticking to me is how defiant it was to be joyful.

Because there’s more to life than more? 🙄

Brandon :)

He he he I am giggling here

AGI is coming … as soon as our website comes back online.

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All that money on a Super Bowl commercial and ai.com is returning 503s.

A record for “most field goals” in Super Bowl. LOL

a cartoon of a monkey laying on the ground with a red tongue Alt: a cartoon of a monkey laying on the ground, burying itself into a grave

Same same on peri. Beta blockers for migraines — got it about 17yrs ago but ended up going off of it because of side effects. Low BP is great; about the same here.

Came here to say the same — actual LOL

Not YET 😬😬

You jinxed it :(

And #NE is yet to get on the board.

It only took FOURTH QUARTER to get a touchdown y’all. #SEA

(I know because I just did)

Maybe add an Ibuprofen as well ;)

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Sorry to say this but the fact that they even made it to Super Bowl is baffling and is a reflection of how lucky they got.

That “search party” feature seems to have terrifying use cases.

Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Cause that's what heroes do.

They should seriously rename Walker III to Runner. #SEA

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

That Ricky Martin cameo!

This. 100% this.

This years Super Bowl ads are all sponsored by the buy nothing movement

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show