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Startup CEO at @miren.dev Organic bio-electric pattern matching grid.

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04.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we know how Wonder Woman's airplane mechanic must have felt.

02.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evan Phoenix: From Rubinius to Ruby Central - The Ruby Gems Podcast In this episode of the Ruby Gems Podcast, hosts David Hill and Marty Haught sit down with Evan Phoenix, a notable figure in the Ruby community. They discuss Evan's contributions in the Ruby space, inc...

Episode 3 of The Ruby Gems podcast is out now, featuring Evan Phoenix ( @evanphx.dev ) as our next guest! We discuss Evan's contributions with Rubinius, Puma, and his tenure on the Ruby Central board. Give it a listen!

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28.07.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monday morning there will be a new episode of The Ruby Gems podcast, featuring Evan Phoenix ( @evanphx.dev ). Join us as we dive into Evan's history with Ruby and Ruby Central.

25.07.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plan 9 from Underwear Space!

21.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or even just counter examples that aren't categorized correctly!

21.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither!

21.07.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Please hold while I read a file that infinite length so I can get just a couple bytes from the front."

It caused the machine to run out of memory and the process was killed.

21.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh Claude, you're so cute sometimes:

21.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found out recently about it too! So much Rick Steves!!!!

20.07.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a match for Berger, honestly.

19.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing seeing Berger come out of goal, take a kick, go back in.

19.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What was that run up?

19.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PKs! Here we go... again?

19.07.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and plaid shirt is making a surprised face while holding a cell phone . ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is making a surprised face while holding a cell phone .
19.07.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily. It looked like a U-12 game shoot out.

17.07.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerry "Goldbug" Chen, reporting from the scene!

16.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if andrew cuomo hates socialism so much why did he choose to be publicly owned

14.07.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3647    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 21

We really did have amazing eyes in our teenage years, didn’t we.

12.07.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The OJ verdict, in the gym with PE class.

12.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why Is The Pop Mart Line So Long: C3 Stacks Allocations To The Roof, Then Sets The House On Fire.

11.07.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a little bit. What a strange title.

11.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To everyone at RailsConf (#railsconf):

It’s been a privilege to work, learn, and laugh with you over the past two decades.

It’s been so touching to hear your stories over this last week and it’s a point of pride that I can call you all friends.

See you all on the flipside.

πŸ₯³πŸ₯°

10.07.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I hope I did him proud with this fox.

Long live _why!

10.07.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt! The train schedules effect a lot but at upside is that it’s consistent!

07.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conclusion: slower than driving but far more consistent, speed wise.

Arriving in the terminal is, for someone like me with travel anxiety, usually a time when I notice I’m all ramped up and need to relax.

Today? Waltzed in, super chill. Zero start/stop the whole journey. Slow, consistent, chill.

07.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arrived!

07.07.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please do! Love to catch up

07.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never driven around the LAX horseshoe so swiftly before. Heck, maybe we should be dropping people off at the transit center even before the people mover opens!

07.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another minor upside: buses get to use the β€œbus tunnel” around the airport so you avoid the horseshoe traffic!

07.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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