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Horehound (Champ) πŸ”œ 🌈NOLA, MFF🐾

@champ.dog.bsky.social

Dog from Pittsburgh, PA, USA. IT, Board games, TTRPGs, and bones. Feel free to bark at me! I only bite on request ^-^ (Icon, banner by @slut.dog) It/He, almost level 30

1,683 Followers  |  833 Following  |  2,523 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  2.3075

Latest posts by champ.dog on Bluesky

Had a dream last night that I was fucking my boss. Probably because he came into work looking like a damn snack for cleaning instead of wearing our dog-awful uniform 😀

14.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

14.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate asking for help but we definitely need it right now!

Please share if able I am just trying to catch back up. I was not expecting at all for my check to be as low as it was since I did apply PTO.

Thank you all so much!

Paypal: paypal.me/sharkroyalty...

Kofi: ko-fi.com/psychedile/g...

14.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Strike down my left shoes, and I'll... Uh... Get Kairoo to steal yours IDK

14.08.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of my former roommates met on that!! :D

14.08.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES THIS IS COOKING

14.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I picked up Daughter of the Bone Forest because other titles were on hold, but I've been enjoying it a ton!

It's probably the best supernatural lesbian horse girl enemies to lovers college romance I've read. Even if I have to stifle a giggle every time at Bone Rage and Bone Wolf.

13.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's a Thelu-Pine? πŸ€”

13.08.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting spunky with @princeofedging.bsky.social! πŸ’₯

Check out the full explosive video now up on JFF/OF
DogBoiBailey.com πŸ”₯

06.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Naked MtG!!! :D

13.08.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I grew it myself ^-^
I prefer not to use store bought.

12.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My dick against a plaid dark gray, red, and black blanket backdrop. It's held away from the camera, to see the top of the shaft.

My dick against a plaid dark gray, red, and black blanket backdrop. It's held away from the camera, to see the top of the shaft.

My dick, no longer held away, flopped back to its rightful position against my fuzzy tummy. The piercings are better shown off this way.

My dick, no longer held away, flopped back to its rightful position against my fuzzy tummy. The piercings are better shown off this way.

Awrf!

12.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot coffee and cold pizza 😌

Mmmmmm my beloved

12.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dooooon't gooooo wasting your emoooooooootions
Save all your loads for meeeeee

12.08.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't be surprised if infrastructure in this country has been fucked over with the root cause of, "because fuck minorities" post desegregation (aka "if They have to have it, no one can have it"). It's the kind of screwed up reason which would make too much sense for this hellhole.

11.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally normal, if you're the control group 🐾🧑

11.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a fuck machine so that you can get your back blown out while you write the integration tests! And maybe capture keystrokes and feed that to the fuck machine somehow

11.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McDonald's worker with a chastity cage: Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa
I'm Nubbin' It

11.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't take non-peer-reviewed sex advice from chatgpt--it's trained on urbandictionary lmao

11.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep reflexively scrolling down to find the YouTube app, but I've disabled it πŸ˜…

11.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once put a drag queen in for a random shopkeeper and she got adopted by the party--worked out, in the end. She got kidnapped and the party had to rescue her from being sacrificed by a bunch of apiarist nuns.

But I had to make up so much gossip about other shopkeepers πŸ˜…

11.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wikipedia article on doggy style used to have a section about back pain, iirc πŸ˜”
They tried to warn us!

11.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why does the ass have backwards knees

11.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the best! It'll really clear your breathing out 🀀

11.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I may, I wish I might,
Get my scrap yard hood before MFF's first night πŸ₯Ί

πŸΆπŸ™

11.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Face reveal, and he's cute πŸ‘€

10.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a lil scorp

10.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pupdate: Ryker is too sexy when cooking eggs

10.08.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY TERMINALLY SINGLE, "I DON'T NEED NO MAN," BOSS HAS A DATE TOMORROW

I'M SO PROUD OF HIM πŸ₯Ί

10.08.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finished the game by looping ozolith and Zabaz :)
64/64, angel fire ignitioned insect from hell :D

09.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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