Had a dream last night that I was fucking my boss. Probably because he came into work looking like a damn snack for cleaning instead of wearing our dog-awful uniform π€
14.08.2025 14:15 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@champ.dog.bsky.social
Dog from Pittsburgh, PA, USA. IT, Board games, TTRPGs, and bones. Feel free to bark at me! I only bite on request ^-^ (Icon, banner by @slut.dog) It/He, almost level 30
Had a dream last night that I was fucking my boss. Probably because he came into work looking like a damn snack for cleaning instead of wearing our dog-awful uniform π€
14.08.2025 14:15 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ
14.08.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate asking for help but we definitely need it right now!
Please share if able I am just trying to catch back up. I was not expecting at all for my check to be as low as it was since I did apply PTO.
Thank you all so much!
Paypal: paypal.me/sharkroyalty...
Kofi: ko-fi.com/psychedile/g...
Strike down my left shoes, and I'll... Uh... Get Kairoo to steal yours IDK
14.08.2025 07:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of my former roommates met on that!! :D
14.08.2025 07:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YES THIS IS COOKING
14.08.2025 07:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I picked up Daughter of the Bone Forest because other titles were on hold, but I've been enjoying it a ton!
It's probably the best supernatural lesbian horse girl enemies to lovers college romance I've read. Even if I have to stifle a giggle every time at Bone Rage and Bone Wolf.
What's a Thelu-Pine? π€
13.08.2025 15:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Getting spunky with @princeofedging.bsky.social! π₯
Check out the full explosive video now up on JFF/OF
DogBoiBailey.com π₯
Naked MtG!!! :D
13.08.2025 04:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks! I grew it myself ^-^
I prefer not to use store bought.
My dick against a plaid dark gray, red, and black blanket backdrop. It's held away from the camera, to see the top of the shaft.
My dick, no longer held away, flopped back to its rightful position against my fuzzy tummy. The piercings are better shown off this way.
Awrf!
12.08.2025 16:22 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Hot coffee and cold pizza π
Mmmmmm my beloved
Dooooon't gooooo wasting your emoooooooootions
Save all your loads for meeeeee
I wouldn't be surprised if infrastructure in this country has been fucked over with the root cause of, "because fuck minorities" post desegregation (aka "if They have to have it, no one can have it"). It's the kind of screwed up reason which would make too much sense for this hellhole.
11.08.2025 18:54 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Totally normal, if you're the control group πΎπ§‘
11.08.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get a fuck machine so that you can get your back blown out while you write the integration tests! And maybe capture keystrokes and feed that to the fuck machine somehow
11.08.2025 18:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0McDonald's worker with a chastity cage: Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa
I'm Nubbin' It
Please don't take non-peer-reviewed sex advice from chatgpt--it's trained on urbandictionary lmao
11.08.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep reflexively scrolling down to find the YouTube app, but I've disabled it π
11.08.2025 17:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once put a drag queen in for a random shopkeeper and she got adopted by the party--worked out, in the end. She got kidnapped and the party had to rescue her from being sacrificed by a bunch of apiarist nuns.
But I had to make up so much gossip about other shopkeepers π
The Wikipedia article on doggy style used to have a section about back pain, iirc π
They tried to warn us!
why does the ass have backwards knees
11.08.2025 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the best! It'll really clear your breathing out π€€
11.08.2025 02:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wish I may, I wish I might,
Get my scrap yard hood before MFF's first night π₯Ί
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Oh no! Face reveal, and he's cute π
10.08.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just a lil scorp
10.08.2025 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pupdate: Ryker is too sexy when cooking eggs
10.08.2025 05:32 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MY TERMINALLY SINGLE, "I DON'T NEED NO MAN," BOSS HAS A DATE TOMORROW
I'M SO PROUD OF HIM π₯Ί
I finished the game by looping ozolith and Zabaz :)
64/64, angel fire ignitioned insect from hell :D