Jenny Corvid

I'm 24!! Why am I so milf coded???

Art of Toriel from Undertale is the most consistent way for me to find representation for my body type and I don't know how to feel about that.

I may liveblog it but I'm not sure yet

Spending my morning watching public domain B movies because I'm a massive dork

"buh buh if the social welfare pays out better than minimum wage NO ONE will want to work 😭" have you considered raising minimum wage? Like? Maybe raise it to balance out the ongoing cost of living crisis??

Hot take, they need to like. DOUBLE the disability allowance payments. As it stands there is a massive hurdle for disabled people who want to live even semi-independently, the idea of paying rent, utilities and for groceries on the amount I earn is, frankly, absurd.

Just found out "Radisson" is not a vegetable. I don't know why I assumed it was </3

Forgive me

#slaytheprincess

I wear this to an airport<3

Shirt that says "I'm not fat there's a bomb under my shirt"

Strawberry so good I'm gonna bust

There are many things I don't enjoy about summer as a fat girl with super photosensitive eyes and some annoying allergies, but I will never besmirch the time of year that gives me such delicious strawberries

The fact that #CreepCast hasn't covered the Abandoned By Disney series is wild to me, someone get them on that asap

Doctor House? Uh, I think you'll find it's called the TARDIS ☝🏻🤓

She Swayze on my Patrick then I Ghost her

What's in the backroom vending machines? Liminal Lime

I was so disappointed when I watched The Bear because I had (apparently wrongly) assumed that this would be a show about a bunch of chefs trying to cook while there was a bear in the kitchen causing havoc

I know what a raft is but what the FUCK is minec

I know this is a BASIC fucking take but I've had a difficult history with disordered eating and I sincerely think if I had access to Ozempic I would have done serious, lasting damage to my health. It's actually really fucked up that we're normalizing that shit.

Stuff like Ozempic is so fucked up to me because it's not even actually making you lose weight, it's an appetite suppressant. It makes it easier to starve yourself.

Misusing meme formats ("[x] implies the existence of [Y]") by just saying something that is literally and obviously true *as if* it was the punchline to a joke?? Peak comedy

My sense of humor is so broken because if someone looked me dead in the eyes and said "Cuba Gooding Jr. implies the existence of a Cuba Gooding Sr." And I'd laugh so hard I'd die

Shout-out to Corey Booker, what he did is insanely impressive and a powerful statement. I can only hope that the other members of his party can take this as an opportunity to get their shit together and provide a tangible resistance to the current administration.

Low-key I'm glad Polites died so early on because imagine the heartbreak of Mutiny if Ody turned to him for assurance that what he did was necessary and, utterly heartbroken, he sang "Is this what we get with open arms?"
#epicthemusical #polites #odysseus

I only saw it because Jorge reposted it 😭😭 it's BAFFLING

They used Would You Fall in Love with Me Again. To sell ketchup 😭😭

Hot take: brands using tiktok audios should have to compensate the original creator. Why is Heinz using a song from Epic the Musical and did Jorge get paid for it??

I cannot stress enough, all of my work is on here, dozens of drafts, scripts, important documents. I'm actually pretty fucking pissed about this.

Me: "today's the day, I'm gonna get to work on my next big project"
My laptop:

I can't believe I'm about to say this but maybe America would be a better place if they lost the war for independence. Do you know how much you have to suck to make me root for the British??