Matt Anderson

Me at a regular hotel: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a $15 draft hazy IPA)

Also Mme at an all-inclusive: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a can of watery Pilsner that would barely cost a dollar outside the resort)

#DrinkLocal

Gen Z: why all y’all wear sweatshirts no matter how hot and humid it is?

Last summer, our then 2 year old named the cardinal in our backyard Carl. This summer, Carl has a mate. My wife named her Lindsay. 💀 #SummerHouse

@jowrotethis.bsky.social @robmahoney.bsky.social loved the “Your Friends & Neighbors” pods. Gotta shout out the 2nd biggest groan of the finale (after the Stones drop): when Coop said the title of Tropper’s most famous novel leaving the gala.

Me when Lil said her parents were picking her up #SummerHouse

@robmahoney.bsky.social the female equivalent of bros before hoes you were looking for was Leslie Knope’s trademark: ovaries before brovaries

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My toddler asked me to name all my friends. It was devastating.

Draymond’s birthday must have been a hell of a party.

THE DUTCH OVEN #DubNation

The #BelowDeckDownUnder producers putting the temp and humidity on the screen to shrugs and yawns from everyone who lives in the Southeastern United States.

Rob Pelinka dressed like the divorced dad trying to go to the club with his college-aged girlfriend at Iggy’s jersey retirement ceremony #DubNation

THE DUTCH OVEN #DubNation

I’m sorry but the end of the penultimate episode of #CobraKai might be the funniest thing on TV this year.

Butler:
Burned every org that employed him

Was mad at MIA for not giving him an extension

Refusing to agree to an extension with GSW

These are huge red flags I’m glad the Warriors saw & acted accordingly #DubNation

I’m assuming the league forced this trade because it was tired of the Lakers being irrelevant and having no prospects of being relevant for the next decade. #NBA

Most of me is horrified. But there’s a small part that is like “he’s doing exactly what he told you he was going to do, you stupid fucks.”

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Trade proposal:
Warriors get: LaVine, Dalen Terry, Torrey Craig
Bulls get: JK, Buddy, Schröder, GPII, Loon, Waters, a top 5 protected future first, two swaps

Who says no? #DubNation

The slide to authoritarianism is not hypothetical. It is happening.

Last night, my wife told our 3-yr old that it was too late to play hide-&-seek & he could play in the morning. His response:

Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !

#Threenager

The Richmond/Henrico Ring App message board has devolved into an absolute troll fest. And I’m here for it. Here are some of my favorites #RVA #RichmondWaterCrisis2025

Jimmy Butler, suspended for conduct detrimental to the team(‘s ability to maximize his trade value) #NBASky

But the Garmin seems to react much quicker and more accurately to my HR fluctuations during a run.

Plus the sensors seem to be so much more accurate. The AW had me struggling to stay in Z2 when putting forth any efforf

But the way the Garmin seamlessly provides useful insights and recommendations on how to train has been amazing.

The biggest change was getting off the “close your rings” grind. I had done it 1977 days in a row, and it was weighing on me to keep it going

Switched from an Apple Watch to a Garmin this week. And holy shit was I way too late to the party #running

I sure am glad we can trade Schröder again before the end of the season #DubNation

We need to hire Mike Brown right now. #DubNation

No, Instagram. I don’t need to know that a loser I went to high school with is posting Threads at 18 year old OF models trying to get them to meet up with him. Thanks, though.