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Screenshot of ny times article by Ross Douthat titled "what the movies need from Sydney Sweeney"

Pointing finger and laughing: "Eewwww, Ross likes Sydney, Ross likes Sydney"

At least all those generals have to listen to these ramblings too

Image of Warhammer Chaos God Nurgle in front of a bubbling cauldron

RFK preparing a mix of folates to take away the pain and prevent childhood autism

Just served a bunch of New Orleanians a tater tot hot dish and they treated it like the delicacy it is.

RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.

RFK Jr's hands are extremely hot and wet.

Image of white house and military jets below title of NYTimes opinion article "We thought the military would stand up to trump, we were wrong"

Lol no shit you were wrong

"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.

Secretary of DHS at a microphone with assorted politicians and others seated in background.

Dear Lord, please open the gates of hell for these Heretics, where they can exist forever and every, amen.

when i say i support the troops i mean all the dogs currently suffering through ptsd

blade but he hunts astronauts instead of vampires

YouTube video by Okkervil River - Topic Westfall

A young JD Vance, or whatever he was called then, surely listened to this song, pushed back his greasy hair, and through his teeth grunted:

Thish one'sh abou' MEE

Image of Chaos God Nurgle: a bloated demon god with a monstrous mouth on his head and another on his sizable abdomen

RFK Jr. fires vaccine committee as they failed to accept Grandfather Nurgle's blessing.

I wanna hire the Rogansphere to hawk my Serotonin Chews

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no time for peace, there is only time for wARfiGhTing" sounds dumb as shit

"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.

Image of Chaos Lord Nurgle's Great Unclean One towering over chaos demons and other heretical creatures. A greater demon.

RFK making a bold wardrobe choice for his hearing today.

Da Bears guys from SNL, sitting in Chicago sportswear at a restaurant table

Oh ya, da Popes ready to take on our sins, so. Only Ditka coulda been better. Daaaaaa Pope.

This is an attack on the Warhammer community

What a demon

I've been thinking. When you see a farmer, how do you know if it's one of the "good ones"?

Trump's Truth Social post weirdly describing past payments to farmers after his last tariffs and suggesting future payments for the new tariffs

These farmers are gonna waste all of our tariff money on spit buckets, big belt buckles and moonshine! I won't have it!

I wish there was a way to say "damn you". . .
But more

@governorwalz.mn.gov maybe you should split the DFL from the Democrats and join with other progressive leaders across the country to bring the DFL as the prominent option. The Dems ain't doing shit

Repeating a bad argument in a baby voice is actually great debate

Semper find a real job!

Calling them traitors is boring. Who gives AF about patriotism. Instead, use HERETIC, MALEFACTOR or DECEIVER

I would like to challenge Elon Musk to a chainsaw fight

Jones Soda should be bigger than Amazon

A photograph of Lorne Michaels, founder of SNL 50 years ago and possibly the cause of wage stagnation over that same time period.

Senator Bernie Sanders reminds us that wages haven't matched inflation for 50 years . . . Coincidence?!