Burt’s Bees is wild. At one point a family of bees blew chunks and now I’m delicately rubbing the vomit on my lips.
22.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Been trying out new farts lately. People are digging it.
14.11.2024 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey there!
*looks around* gosh, I guess I’m new here.
*shivers* I hope it’s friendly!
Follow me if you like:
🤘🏼 rock and roll
👾 game
☠️ pirate fan fic (erotic)
👑 the royal family
😢 crying in the shower
😈 being a lil stinker
😷 wish covid was back
🎳 bowling (non-erotic)
🥏 pro ultimate frisbee
14.11.2024 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People are saying I look like a fatter, shorter John Krasinski with a different face.
14.11.2024 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Funny writer of fiction and satire. INSIDE JOKES: A COMEDY AND CREATIVITY GUIDE FOR ALL WRITERS out March 10, 2026.
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Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her
katymaiolatesi.com
writer. pwease don't hurt my feewings
Words in The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, the void I scream into
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