Jeffrey

The museum of the future was literally a room with a 360 screen playing an ai Screensaver and then a line for free chocolate so if you don't make it you aren't missing out!

Name names! I stand with my robot brothers.

As a dog owner i can confirm, they're always trying to do 20 damage to themselves

The Switch E-Shop is so encumbered with shovelware, it's unsightly

Saying something funny then adding "/s" really takes the teeth out of your joke /s

I had a dream the other night where I looked in the mirror and the reflection back was the guy that I replaced at my current job. Extremely contrived. 2 and a half stars.

Ordering troops to the Mexican border is extra stupid when you remember that the majority of "illegal" immigrants come here legally on airplanes and then overstay their visas. Hope the troops brought a gameboy or a book or something.

When you let Gratitude take control? That's Gratitouille

Every once in awhile I crave a purple Gatorade so much that i will make a special trip to get one and then a year goes by before I want another one

musk with the disco elysium ui superimposed YOU - "Thank you, thank you!" As the crowd cheers and roars, you recognize the place you are in. The power you were given, and what this means for the future of the nation you inhabit. EMPATHY - These people see hope in you. They see you as some sort of messiah. This belief is something you should treat delicately. AUTHORITY - A mighty speech calls for a mighty pose. You need to emphasize this moment with a symbol of strength and unity. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Failure) - [Try to remember a cool pose.) The roman salute is a pose that represented strength in ancient times, and in modern times represents a return to traditional values. It would be a good callback to antiquity. REACTION SPEED [Heroic: Failure] - Wait, no, don't-

The most meaningful form of speaking out right now is complete boycott. Point your money and your time away from the thing you detest. If the majority of people do that to a specific thing most companies, products, and people lose their power like a fire in a room without oxygen. Make X Blockbuster.

Woke up for a glass of water and started thinking about how it's funny that in Japanese a chicken is called にわとり (niwatori) which is just the words "yard" and "bird"

The OptimistsUnite subreddit is the strongest argument for pessimism I've ever seen