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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
03.06.2025 11:08 β π 22362 π 3767 π¬ 1 π 1Do you think they will ever find all of the listening devices that have been installed on this thing? π€£
12.05.2025 15:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say hello to Jolene. π
09.05.2025 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Josef Goebbels and Stephen Miller have a lot in common.
09.05.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βdonβt reward themβ
07.05.2025 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs busy adding wheel chocks back into the Defense budget.
07.05.2025 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AI has been fed every important document from mankindβs history and every math problem. And yet, it canβt write a decent freshman-level college paper, much less take over the world or explain any of lifeβs mysteries.
05.05.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Star Wars actors view Washington DC, image labeled βyou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainyβ
May the Fourth be with you.
04.05.2025 18:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unless you have the misfortune of sitting right up close to that screen, in which case everyone looks like a big triangle.
03.05.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to the movies equates to sitting in somebody elseβs (very dirty) living room. I donβt get the appeal, either.
03.05.2025 20:34 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Hey Brian! If they are all using it, it has to be official βunofficialβ policy, donβt you think? For the same reason that gangsters donβt write anything downβ¦
01.05.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Word salad. Apparently itβs better for us than fluoride.
30.04.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew up in Florida, where we didnβt have fluoridated water (70s and 80s). We swished with straight fluoride every Friday at school so our teeth wouldnβt fall out, and guess what β that worked! Also, I have a masterβs degree, two normal children and a brain that wasnβt eaten by a worm. π #gfyrfk
30.04.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I nominate him for Pope. Heβs already got the medieval haircut!
30.04.2025 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Butβ¦butβ¦but Vatican City doesnβt have a golf course. π€£
29.04.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my 2020 NC Senate race, the party gave quite a bit of oxygen to two candidates who were female, but werenβt legitimate Democrats and had zero applicable experience. Thereβs got to be a balance somewhere.
26.04.2025 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If all primary challengers were experienced, legitimate candidates, youβd be right and I would agree with you. Unfortunately, they arenβt and itβs nearly impossible to raise money βuntil the dust settles.β
26.04.2025 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βAre you *flirting* with me?β
26.04.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So, what did I do to this little putz? πππ
23.04.2025 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or maybe cat turds are just not that interestingβ¦ π
23.04.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, he likes it rough, so... π
19.04.2025 02:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not the first time. π
18.04.2025 22:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm rewatching Andor, which I believe to be the best Star Wars artwork ever made, and I strongly suggest you consider (re)watching it as well. It is relevant to our moment in too many ways to countβnot just all the obvious ones, and not just with respect to the protagonists but the antagonists also.
18.04.2025 07:26 β π 937 π 122 π¬ 63 π 12The US government has the ability to protect its citizens from damaging storms, floods, and hurricanes, but instead chooses to spend that money padding billionaireβs bank accounts. Got it?
apple.news/AY8TZUMTiQ62...
Well if that ainβt the creepiest DeSantis photo of all timeβ¦ π€’
17.04.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like a Toyota Crown.
16.04.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But alsoβ¦itβs very difficult to convince a moron who doesnβt understand basic seventh grade science 𧬠of any of this. The attack on science has been happening for a reason.
16.04.2025 20:49 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We are deliberately being flooded with noise and outrage. You have to wonder what will be the tipping point.
15.04.2025 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, Friedman is the infamous "Suck. On. This." guy, who used that as the United Statesβ rationale for invading Iraq. Heβs an idiot.
15.04.2025 17:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MLB baseball = beer league softball, but with more strikeouts
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