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And it's so intriguing so far! Very excited to see these characters glare suspiciously at each other through their next adventure

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Incredible things happening in the Temu ads on Tumblr

If he's like me, he specifically trained himself to stop bikes in a way that, on a coaster bike, makes you inadvertently brake kinda hard and get alarmed and maybe yell a little. Even if coaster brakes were a no-brainer as a child!

"I ended up in the newspaper for being queer, against my will, without having come out to anyone beforehand" is a genuine nightmare that I'm sure people have had, but you've found such an inventive way to make it worse.

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.

All bodies are good bodies. Take pride in your scales and razor-sharp claws. Your dozens of pulsing eyes, blacker than the void itself, are lovely. Don’t be ashamed of your enormous tentacles, moist and writhing as you grope for a billionaire’s yacht. To me you are perfect.

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That was in fact the basis of my assumption

Assuming Joe gave Joyce that weighted blanket before seeing the news...I'd guess when he did see, he thought back to how weird she was about it and also the sex that ensued and started his mental wheels spinning.

Last night, over Discord, my friends got to hear my bird mock me by literally parroting my hiccups

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

Do townie life right! Enjoy cheap theater. Feel safe walking along lively streets at night. People-watch near Halloween. Take over the town all summer and thank the missing kids for their custom, which lured the businesses in the first place.

Never attempt brunch during the school year.

Instagram post from the nsgov Instagram account. Black and red text reads “STAY OUT OF THE WOODS”; the foreground is a black silhouette of trees

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

I keep scrolling past this Reddit ad and thinking, "What the hell kind of bike seat is that?"

Of course inane observational humor is an aphrodisiac to Dorothy. That tracks perfectly with her attraction to Walky

I'm sad because Joe does not deserve this. But I am sort of looking forward to how Joyce explains the part where Dorothy was so pent up she nearly got herself arrested out of frustration

My favorite pants had an Incident in April (sue me for not wearing 100% cotton at a fire pit), so I repaired them last month. With, I think, an appropriate design. #visiblemending #embroidery

man hard to believe it's been 10 years since those crazy kids were flying around the courthouse mall like that, I tells ya

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We're outdoors on a brick street in a future version of San Francisco. Civilians and starfleet officers are walking to and fro past a tram/subway type station with a sign that reads, "Mission District Line, Express Stop, Trans Francisco."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene, but with Hallmark channel vibes. We're "on the D" and "in the conference room" and Riker is shown sitting at the table, hands clasped, looking up with a muted smile. To his left, also sitting and w/ arms pleasantly on the table, is a smiling and happy looking young man. He's maybe 13 or 14 years old, and wearing the same red uniform and comm badge as Riker. Caption is centered over the little guy, and reads, "He's my number-one dad."

#HappyFathersDay

Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

Solitaire is the most common example! Though that and many others are pure card games. Some are designed specifically for solo play (Food Chain Island is a cute one), and some multiplayer games come with a solo mode as a bonus. :)

tweet by @peterokii: “oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??”

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

Alan Grant holds a six pack of beer to entice Earl the Dinosaur over

"Don't move its vision is based on 6 packs of beer"

Thought I'd post a bit of Saturday morning fun with this dinosaurs photo I created.

All shot using figures and miniatures and a bit of digital rain.

I want matte paintings back also

Hey, quick question: Has anyone ever done laundry and NOT immediately discovered something you definitely should have thrown in that load of laundry that's now well underway/complete?

If so, what's that like?