FrozenBrain

Now that High Tide is banned in Pauper, this is the time to unban Gush.

that Darkness though

Very doable with just "reveal until you reveal land/nonland" wording too, like this is 100% printable (would be very slightly stronger with stuff like Vampiric Tutor I guess)

Is this true because I'm crushed if so

Paging @nyc-mtg.com

Careful, that's how they got Harry Houdini

oh thank god

A modification of the "BRAZIL MENTIONED" meme depicting Krark-Clan Shaman and reading "PAUPER MENTIONED"

A screencap of a survey question asking "How do you feel about Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro as a company?" The option "I hate this company" has been selected.

Will there be any option to pre-purchase to maybe get the cash flow going closer to when you originally anticipated?

Rock Band Say A Woman's Age And It's The Normal Not-Creepy Age Of A Fucking Adult Woman Challenge
Difficulty Level: IMPOSSIBLE

The livestream office stuff involves an earlier incident which, while very very funny, is not relevant to the current situation.

1) Repeatedly dropped into women's DMs, where he would quickly sexually escalate conversations. There are screenshots of this floating around.
2) Allegedly pressured/threatened women for nudes/sex, using his popularity and saying he would be believed over them. I have not seen direct proof of this.

I got banned from Law School memes for pointing out his weird cult of personality bullshit in there and based on the immense wave of vindication I've experienced in the past 24 hours I'm about to learn multiple terrible lessons about the value of holding onto grudges.

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[X] Kicker

Three glasses of airport wine, that will be $120 please

I'm not really sure what you thought you were doing with this one tbh

Announcement time:

3 Magic the Gathering cards on a desk. The cards are all in Japanese: Dispel, Blue Elemental Blast, and Brainstorm

Fuck it, we ball (emphasis on the weeb)

ABUR duals have basic land types but this feels like such a softball question I'm wondering if there's a trick to it

Every time I wire rent to my landlord, my bank makes me affirm that "I'm sure this is not a scam, and I want to wire this money" and buddy, let me tell you, neither of those things are true.

CASTLE RAT Announces US Tour Get your chainmail ready.

Darling of the Parliament since our first stream! I will certainly be checking out their NYC date.

Probably because they're two extremely comparable things! Is there a distinction you want to draw besides magnitude?

It is an apples to apples comparison, not particularly relevant how many apples are involved.
"Apples" are systematically destroyed human beings in this analogy btw, idk what your acceptable threshold for those are but mine is pretty low.

Skeletons burning in hell illustration by Carlos S

Society if Emilia Pérez becomes the first musical to win Best Picture since Chicago in 2003

MK8 sold about 150% as many copies as ACNH, I know there is nuance here but those numbers feel insurmountable, it has to be Cario Mart

Nah you killed it actually