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Astros Fan. Analytics Guy. Read my Substack: OrangeFire.Substack.com "Your calm, rational, logical takes have no place in this world, Brian."

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Limiting to one these days is not easy.

10.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pecota likes my team better than other projections. But don't worry. I'll figure out another way in which you hate my team.

10.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hunter Brown’s Innings Problem Is the Astros’ Season Innings limit and velocity concerns

Just published: Hunter Brown’s Innings Problem Is the Astros’ Season

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10.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

His anti-Vietnam War Senator father would be proud of him...for once.

10.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is carefully phrased, but it seems to mean that Hader's shoulder still bears watching in Spring Training.

09.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

After he became a Yankee.

09.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First the scrappy fish sticks. Now this. Mrs. Paul's reign if terror never ends.

09.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Burrow should change his number to 09 in protest.

09.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Solidarity.

09.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because the Astros aren't building for the future. They're focused on 2026.

09.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe...Paredes for Frelick?

09.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

75% that. But Paredes can get you back something of value for the 2026 team. Walker will just get you a non-prospect and you have to pay part of his contract.

09.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trading him, or keeping them all?

09.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New Paredes trade target???

09.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Red Sox get a 3B who isn't Isaac Paredes.

09.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As an Astros fan, if I may, JOSE CRUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

09.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hockey and soccer do this right.

09.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't we just fast forward to baseball season.

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire melts ICE

09.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck them. They're missing out on all the joy here.

09.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was god damn awesome.

09.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

09.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6397    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 109

The staging and production of this halftime is ridiculous. The cane fields, the wedding, the streets of the city... seriously. The production designer deserves all of the money

09.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Inshallah

09.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The winner of that Dunkin' ad. Matt Damon for not doing it

09.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A salute to the 1994 Finals

09.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Astros to fans "We tried."

08.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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