Limiting to one these days is not easy.
10.02.2026 21:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@orangefire.bsky.social
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Limiting to one these days is not easy.
10.02.2026 21:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pecota likes my team better than other projections. But don't worry. I'll figure out another way in which you hate my team.
10.02.2026 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just published: Hunter Brownβs Innings Problem Is the Astrosβ Season
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His anti-Vietnam War Senator father would be proud of him...for once.
10.02.2026 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is carefully phrased, but it seems to mean that Hader's shoulder still bears watching in Spring Training.
09.02.2026 23:04 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0After he became a Yankee.
09.02.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First the scrappy fish sticks. Now this. Mrs. Paul's reign if terror never ends.
09.02.2026 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Joe Burrow should change his number to 09 in protest.
09.02.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because the Astros aren't building for the future. They're focused on 2026.
09.02.2026 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe...Paredes for Frelick?
09.02.2026 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 075% that. But Paredes can get you back something of value for the 2026 team. Walker will just get you a non-prospect and you have to pay part of his contract.
09.02.2026 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trading him, or keeping them all?
09.02.2026 14:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0New Paredes trade target???
09.02.2026 14:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0The Red Sox get a 3B who isn't Isaac Paredes.
09.02.2026 14:27 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As an Astros fan, if I may, JOSE CRUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
09.02.2026 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hockey and soccer do this right.
09.02.2026 03:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't we just fast forward to baseball season.
09.02.2026 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fire melts ICE
09.02.2026 02:18 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck them. They're missing out on all the joy here.
09.02.2026 01:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was god damn awesome.
09.02.2026 01:37 β π 87 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck ICE
09.02.2026 01:31 β π 6397 π 1761 π¬ 35 π 109The staging and production of this halftime is ridiculous. The cane fields, the wedding, the streets of the city... seriously. The production designer deserves all of the money
09.02.2026 01:29 β π 133 π 41 π¬ 1 π 1Inshallah
09.02.2026 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The winner of that Dunkin' ad. Matt Damon for not doing it
09.02.2026 01:01 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A salute to the 1994 Finals
09.02.2026 00:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Astros to fans "We tried."
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