Corona.

if he gets released they have to pay him. Suspension probably removes the pay

Hey Wyna Liu what the FERK is up with todays #NYTConnections

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

serious happenings going on over on the raising canes subreddit

A lot of good sports games today in the NFL and Liga MX

The Minnesota Vikings D plays with the mentality of really wanting to show off their takeaway celebrations

That’s what I was thinking tbh

cause of the status

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker is raising 9 kids with

“Everything is a joke to you.”
it’s my superpower 🥺

what’s the most listened minutes yall have seen on Spotify wrapped? I’m at 92,594 minutes 🫣

I hold my cat up to the windows making her see how hard the feral cats have it so she stops rapping about her "street cred".

We should make kids have to walk uphill both ways in two feet of snow to school so that it builds character.

Save me revolving sushi

I’m a cowboy hat away from taking over the world

Just when you think the Bears can’t be any worse.

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

i love getting put on dumb lists made by losers, looking at you santa claus

google canonically knows Charles Leclerc is aka Chuck Layclerck

todays purple category on connections is so outta left field

canonically Wyna Liu knows what jungle is and I’m happy knowing that

Good thing Colopinto was brought in to curb Sargeant's massive crash budget

CHECOOOOOO LOLLL

crashout kermit is the funniest thing on TT right now

You won’t see it IRL on city roads because nobody is doing 200mph in a car that is designed to be a literal moving suction cup. Add in that you’re in the middle of a desert and there’s your answer.

It’s outside, what do you expect 😭

#LasVegasF1GP FP1!

welcome friends

they’re illiterate with letters so I’m lettin’ fellas know

skeets