Makohime the PRIN

people should give .hack sign a watch. its an insane slow burn but its the only show that accurately depicts mmo players lounging around in a town

this will not sound that believable but seeing this in high school and thinking it was cool that u could photoshop images to say dumb shit like that is what got me to pirate it and learn it and here we are

Magik

deadlock >>>>> any other multiplayer hero game simply for letting a woman have a side profile that looks like this. i know people who have faces like that man it's great and cool to see a big flashy game treat all kinda features as pretty

She loves ornaments more than victory.
Every battlefield is just another treasure hunt. ⚔️✨

우와악 견고라스 프라모델이래

으아악

But da Vinci's reboot of the same painting is a different story. He knew how to perspective the fuck out of things.

I managed the let go part, but finding new ones is hard. Fucking sucks, I hope something works out.

A very long--too long for alt text--chronological history of the Zero Wing/All Your Base Are Belong To Us meme. Entries near the bottom of the image--though not the end of the timeline--read as follows: November 14, 2000: JRR, one of the SA forum regulars, releases Invasion of the Gabber Robots, the Zero Wing remix. November 28, 2000: A report/poll on the US elections appears on Ars Techinca: All Your Votes Are Belong to Us!! December 16, 2000: Tribal War's thread begins. As this is one of the oldest remaining threads, they are often mistakenly given credit for starting the phenomeon. January 12, 2001: Part 4 of "A Winner Is You," Hubert's game quote-based storyline is posted. It passes completely beneath the pop culture radar. January 14, 2001: Solidsharkey.com puts up a history. It's not as complete as this one, and may have some inaccuracies (WAS the Genesis version of ZW ever a US release? I can only find the info/ROM for a European version), but it is the first attempt at documenting ZW history. Note that I didn't find out about this until 10 minutes ago. February 11, 2001: Eskimo Bob posts Episode 12: AD 2101 February 13, 2001: memepool.com posts about AYBABTU. They link to the Tribal War thread. Approx. February 15, 2001: Bad_CRC of Tribal War releases the now-infamous music video. There are some copyright issues (permission wasn't asked to use JRR's song), but it continues to spread like wildfire. February 16, 2001: Plastic reports the Flash video.

Happy 25 year anniversary to the Flash video for Invasion of the Gabber Robots, better known to the world as All Your Base Are Belong to Us. I know, Newgrounds will claim that they invented this because the Flash video was reposted there quickly, but that is a lie as it started several months prior:

It's really funny when men give an ultimatum like "It's me or your dog" and they actually think anyone would pick them. (This has now happened to multiple friends of mine, who all still have their dogs)

A diagram showing the supremacy of small brains at dodging interstellar horrors who would wish to devour them.

BRAIN CAN DODGE

i think the reason it ended up looking like this is because they wanted to avoid showing the curve of the hip because it might offend someone, so instead she gets a galaxy sized dong which of course wouldn’t offend anyone

You Know What? Bowser Earned Those Stars Fair and Square Actually

Witch lineart:

Coffee Talk

DC/Marvel Superman/Spider-Man 1 Retailer Variant Cover

Rachel Dodson Inks
Pencils Color Me

ゲームしてるとらくがきしたくなり、らくがきしてるとゲームしたくなる

tfw stealing material history is insufficient

British Museum removes word ‘Palestine’ from some displays Museum revises labelling on maps and panels, saying term used inaccurately and no longer historically neutral

Guardian article (since it won't be deleted).

Ironically, I was raised in a cult in Oregon. I got better. People do deprogram themselves. I did. I might never have if I hadn't encountered hostility.

There is a line to be towed where you want to give people space, but if someone is demanding that their former actions never be brought up, run.

told the story before about how I only got any of the many low-level admin jobs I applied for once I stopped being honest about being trans I just didn’t say it and let them assume I was a cis girl, then just "forgot" to present my ID to HR until they forgot about it boom: respectable university job public-facing, too. not something they let trannies do if they can avoid it the thing that gets me is that I was going for charity and public sector shit, like these are supposed to be the good guys but I could see the transmisogyny manifest like a fucking aura when it came up the other method ofc was to sign up with a temp agency, because then you just get placed and you can temp to perm with people who have to let you work at least one day, even if they know you’re a tranny. and if you’re friendly and competent and normal, congrats, you can push through the latent TME tranny hate

on employment as a trans woman

i have to bring up the unfortunate reminder that even putting out process and timelapse can be faked with AI LOL it may not be very good and accurate for those of us who actually draw, but i do feel a jury can mistake these as genuine work

the joys of being 30+ are seeing things like this on unambiguously good topics and going "oh my god arthur is coming to beat our asses for not listening to them as children"

Honestly is it a reboot, or is this just a new IC version of The World where people will ICly complain about the new character models and such cause uh.

That sort of shit was some of the best part of .hack games

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the world order effectively letting the palestinian genocide occur with no real objections has effectively dropped the formalities around pretending to care about genocide in the post-ww2 era and so the 21st century will be marked by more genocides & attempts to depoliticize them

This is happening because OpenAI - a company that does not have anything even approaching a viable business model and is setting money on fire - used borrowed money to advance buy all of the raw materials for RAM production so competitors couldn’t get it

You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.

from the perspective of someone who might want to be president, the best time to run for the white house is now, not later. so if AOC is thinking about it — if the white house is her ambition — then her best bet is to throw her hat in the ring

Saints Row Legacy Edition (PS4) is $10.99 at Best Buy (includes Saints Row The Third Remastered) buff.ly/UoKv1AX #ad

I’m so over the video game soap opera Yakuza Kiwami 3 shows the hurdles of endless video game storytelling.

With Yakuza Kiwami 3, and especially Dark Ties, the Yakuza series has officially crossed the line from soap opera (complimentary) to soap opera (derogatory). Wrote about the challenges of telling never ending video game stories, and Season 3 of Lost. www.polygon.com/im-so-over-t...

Thulia Ghuld, Archmagos Terminus of Mars. A giant scary mostly-machine tech priest with arms and guns a plenty

Heavy Hastarii infantry, who look like Skitarii if they were Flash Gitz. I hope that makes sense.

THE FULL UNIT IN COMBAT. FOR THE GLORY OF THE OMNISSIAH.

EVERYBODY FREAK OUT AND PANIC. THE MECHANICUS ARE GETTING COOL MODELS AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE HALF A DECADE, IT'S SOMETHING FOR 40K.

CANON FEMALE ARCHMAGOS MODEL
HEAVY SKITTLES
LET'S FUCKING GO