Quizatz Haderach

Oh god I just thought about how upset Dave Portnoy must be right now and everything just got a little better.

fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs

This horse better pray towards Mecca

Going from Bad Bunny to Jason Garrett saying teams need to run the ball more gave me whiplash

Damn, I want some piraguas now

Patriots disrespecting the troops by taking a knee to end the half

I caint understand this Bad Bunny. Need to listen to sumtin with good American lyrics like Bawititba

I feel like the AI generated scouting reports commercial was designed to dive me specifically insane

Amazing that I'm just now learning @nasboat.org is @ceej.online's daughter

Glad they didn't inject any political statement into their performance of American Idiot

The worst thing about the Winter Olympics is that it forces me to root for a bunch of rich 19 year olds from Aspen

Great move the NBA to pick players so little known they'll force the average person to google them so the first thing they'll learn about is Jaxson Hayes' history of domestic violence

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Pairs skating is the Olympics of trying to guess siblings or dating

"So much for your objectivity" I type thinking how crazy it is that a person would be extremely rational about everything except for the one thing that most challenges my worldview and biases. Oh well. No reason to dwell on that. Time to go play some pickleball!

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Trapped by JESUS
Addiction Sets Free

Naming your hub for all the cool, young, hip Gen Z voters after an already dead Gen Alpha meme is *chef's kiss*

Kamala really did an autopsy of her campaign and thought she didn't tell kids to Pokemon Go The Polls enough

*Extremely Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull voice* HEY MAC MCCLUNG

They know exactly why they're losing subscribers and want to keep doing it because their goal all along has been to destroy the paper's reputation and investigative ability

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

I’m stressed about the state of the world and the NBA trade deadline 😩

This is not a terrible deal for Dallas but going from Luka to Marvin Bagley in 2 steps is incredibly funny

Charlie Brown had hoes

A Milwaukee star? Spencer Tracy to the Wolves confirmed

Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is

Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social

Looking forward to rereading this when he dies on August 26th, 2027.

Wow! This app is great! It takes my picture and keeps all my contacts and passwords for me!! Now it wants my Social Security number and access to my home Wi Fi! How amazing!!

My pet theory about Elon is that he's a virgin

He's crashing out about being named in the Epstein files because Elon can't tell everyone the only reason he wasn't directly involved in the worst crimes is that he's too afraid of women do have actual sex with anyone