Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'?

I did a year in the UK. Imagine playing pool on a football field and the pockets are about as wide as a butthole and that's about the extent of it.

It's fascinating to watch and infuriating to play.

My ass bleeds for you.

Last game of beer pong I ever played I was visiting a friend at another college, and he and his buddies just kept letting me and my roommate win to see how drunk we would get. The answer: So much so we whiffed on a chest bump.

Sam Fels But Who's Buying Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw

I do this Monday-Thursday every week! Join us or die, can you do any less? Just $5/month!

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I See England Waving - Premier League Preview: Newbies And The Mitten-Pinned Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw

Finally, the first part of our Premier League preview, starting from the bottom.

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The Cubs Tug-Of-War With Perception The Cubs are having the exact season they should be having, it's just warped by what's around them. Back in my full-time Cubs writing days, "The Ivy Drip Era," let's call it, the worst day to write a...

Then on how perception is affecting the Cubs season:

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Alexander Isak, Newcastle, And The Freaky Circle Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw

Busy day here at The Lab now that we're refreshed from being down by the seaside. First, on how Newcastle becoming more and more of a club Alexander Isak wants to leave makes them one that can't let him go.

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I hadn't really thought of it that way.

I See England Waving - Premier League Preview: Newbies And The Mitten-Pinned Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw

It's Premier League preview time! We're starting with the promoted three, along with the last two survivors from last season, which hilariously includes Spurs. Come on in!

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You decided your own level of involvement.

The Cubs Tug-Of-War With Perception The Cubs are having the exact season they should be having, it's just warped by what's around them. Back in my full-time Cubs writing days, "The Ivy Drip Era," let's call it, the worst day to write a...

Free post for today, on what perception is doing to the Cubs season: sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-cubs-tug...

Alexander Isak, Newcastle, And The Freaky Circle Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw

Back from vacation, and getting back into the swing by looking at Newcastle's freaky circle of desperation:

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Didn't think of it first. It's on the list.

"I don't wanna be insulting but she's been down on more guys than The Titanic!"

I should have known this was coming.

It's all about the greater good.

Intolerable Cruelty

I thought I was the only one.

Maybe it's just for two or three women named Joy.

I'm pretty sure it's all coming from him.

In our line of work one must multitask!

Ah, the preseason tradition of being reminded and wondering how Lou Canellis is still around.

Indeed.

That would be a great euphemism for farting.

a group of people are dancing in a room while a man plays drums . ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room while a man plays drums .

THE CHAMP IS HERE

Sometimes brother, it comes time to wrestle with a big piece of meat.

"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth"

ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight

How I spent my Saturday night...

And to be a gangsta, so I've heard.