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Popped in for a look around cos feeling mellow. I have a holiday coming up in November and have just booked another for next Autumn. How's that for confidence in the future?

My cat Bella sitting in my fireside chair and obliging me to wait til she's finished with it.

What you looking at?

Fat man posing in front of Malham cove. You'll notice that the wife is holding me up.

Limestone pavement at the top of Malham cove

Ribblehead Viaduct, there's a cafe nearby which I didn't visit. Apparently they serve Fat Rascals so I do need to go back

I did. I was checking out the trail towards Ingleborough. We didn't get there this trip. I was reliving a childhood holiday from 1972 as part of my bucket list, but I had such a good time I need to go back.

Horton in Ribblesdale railway station the hill called Pen Y Ghent in the Background.

Hello. Not posted for a while. Mainly because I want to only post positive stuff.. I just had a lovely trip to Yorkshire.

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It's a doormat for when Putin needs to wipe his feet.

Perfect 👌

He wasn't dragged. He dived in to boost his approval rating and get a move on with his land grab scheme for time shares in a war zone.

Only editors

But no one saw

They've gone to a better place and are in post production

Not recently

The thing to keep in mind about Trump v Musk is that we're watching Thieves arguing over the loot. Then it all becomes clear.

I think the fact that the suspect in this matter conforms to the demographic the Mail aspires to speak for is quietly doing some people's heads in. Good.

Apply There Their They're cream and relax.

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Lucky I wasn't reading the hardback, I'm not sure my arms could have taken it.

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In any battle of wits President Trump seems also to be fighting against overwhelming odds.

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As they sit in their cells tonight musing over the phrase " protective custody" I hope they also have cause to remember a line from the movie Ruthless People memorable only for the term "Chainsaw Enema" Cos I think they both just had one.

My first homily will probably have some mention of Roasted Garlic Mayo though.

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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.

Trump on the golf course in his newly acquired pope mobile

If the negative trend continues then Labour probably won't win the next election outright maybe not even a minority or coalition. In that case the Tories will be back which is precisely what the Murdoch press wants. Farage is a catspaw to drive this change, nothing more.

This gives a totally new dimension to Click and Collect

Strive to have nothing on your timeline that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful

I don't know what else is going to be in short supply after Trump's tariffs take effect on us all but I can confirm that I fully expect that Social media platforms will never run short of Sanctimonious Wankers.

Which is why I'm not a casting director.

Number 3 would be my choice if I were doing the casting.